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Always loved Crewe? 😭😭😭, what am I seeing 😭😭😭

@MilkmanHero I feel bad for whichever Notts fan was sacrificed to Satan for that result set today

That's an absolutely staggering number of results in Notts favour, wow. 🚀

@Mattpie95 Only saving grace for Harrogate is they've still got Newport to play, think they're probably gone though. Tranmere were garbage but I think they've got just enough points. They only really need one team below them to have a bad run in and it doesn't matter what they do 😅

@ItsLennnn Given those results and how they looked today I'd say they're down now. Joined by Tranmere? Newport v Crawley on Friday.

That's a frighteningly bad set of results for Harrogate jeeeeesus

I wonder if his team mates are allowed to call him Keir or if they have to be like 'left shoulder prime minister'

You can tell a lot about the state of an economy by the advertising. In cinemas it's 90% military recruitment. On TV it's 90% supermarkets and gambling. People in the UK are so poor that adverts can only sell the bare essentials or a supposed way out of poverty.

Guy leading the line for Cheltenham has 10 goals in the last 4 seasons. 102 appearances 😱😱

Weekly reminder that Andy Robson Tips is not your mate or even a real person.

His missus at home reading this thinking 'that fucker never told me about any time off'

I really hope when this legend kicks the bucket football fans around the world sing about him being a wanker during his minutes applause. It will be quite literally what he would've wanted.

@jackdakin8 He did his acl mate 😅😅, knees aren't supposed to bend that way

Nevermind no striker. Hope Platt isn’t out for long…

@atr0phis I don't know enough about knees but I hear from people who have been through similar that knee injuries can be deceptive like that

@ItsLennnn Saw him walking to his car unassisted with only a slight limp. Fingers crossed it’s nothing too bad.

Acl for Platt I reckon 🫥🫥

@bullard_malcolm Acl = anterior cruciate ligament

@ItsLennnn Doubt he’d have walked around pitch if Achilles reckon it’s his knee ligaments

🎯 All by design

@salbre81 @VirginAtlantic Have you got a new passport recently?

@VirginAtlantic just checked in and your app says I need a visa but I have a valid esta. Why would it say that ?

@mriordan__ I've loved Maz as an impact sub this year. Should he be starting as an attacking winger like he was last week probs not, but has real quality off the bench

Replies are laughable

Oh my gosh

Hahahahahahahahaha he gave this as a free kick and it wasn't even his biggest howler of the day

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