David Ries
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David Ries
@ItsMyUvula
Recovering TV News Employee, Creative Dude, Grammar Curmudgeon, Incurable Punster, Bearded Dragon Wrangler
Atlanta, GA Katılım Mart 2009
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@amandadeibert On a plane flight once, I sat next to former astronaut Charles Duke. The man drove on the moon and was as humble as they come. I wanted the plane to never land! It’s nice to feel that inspiration again!
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@amandadeibert I’m assuming it’s difficult for you to tell people “no.” Here are some Victorian phrases you can use.

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My girl, my beautiful baby moo has gone. I am utterly heartbroken. Her incredible sweetness and gentle giant affection made so many people smile. She saved my life after Mark, my husband ,died. Now they are together. She was such a good girl. Rip my mollie moo 💔💞#grief

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I came home to bearded dragons wearing clothes. And yes @amandadeibert…Muffin’s says “Spooky Season”. @HCaseInPoint, @epanitch, @profnich, @RockstressFM, @CatherineMonk1


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Think outside the Bachs. @ProfNich, @epanitch, @amandadeibert, @mirasorvino, @StuckeyStop, @CarstarphenMJ, @MichGS

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Let's play #FreakyFrozenTreat on this week's #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on weeklyhumorist.com #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags

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@amandadeibert I went swimming in a river once and unknowingly laid my camera bag near a goose nest. I almost did not get it back.
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I feel like this shows how Brits understand Geese better than Americans.
Jeremiah Johnson 🌐@JeremiahDJohns
Can't decide which is crazier - the guy who thinks he could beat a grizzly bear, or the guy who thinks he'd lose a fight to a rat.
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@amandadeibert Just my occasional reminder that you are an amazing woman-inspirational in many ways.
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