@Dontlookformeit @stelzner_n1150 New bot account. Not real numbers. Just accept the joke.
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Patrick
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@ItsPatSJ @stelzner_n1150 These are my exact expenses monthly. Sorry you live beyond your means I guess?
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The disconnect between wealthy people and reality is staggering.
The Iced Coffee Hour@TheICHpodcast
Kevin O’Leary reveals you’ll become a millionaire on $69,000/year by investing 20% of your paycheck each week👀 “Take 20% of your salary of $69,000 and put it into the market each week and don't touch it”
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$69,000 gross a year. Philly
Net mo: ~$4,300
Rent: $1300
Bills: ~$300 (FIOS/Electric/Gas/Cell/Netflix) ~$85 (Life/Renters/Pet Insurance) ~$300 (Dog food, 60lbs Raw) ~$200 (Car Insurance/Gas) ~$175 (Groceries)
~$2000 remaining, you're saying you can't fucking save 20%?
These were my real numbers. That left 1,000$ for fuckery spending. Didn't even spend all of that and rolled any remainder back into savings.
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@rosenston_brad @SouthernMissSB Central Ohio Primary Care… get your boy. Caregiver with bigoted comments- highly employable
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When absolutely classless softball players, fans and coaches @SouthernMissSB continually chant that your daughter is “obese” all weekend she responds with game. Softball comes and goes, being bad humans doesn’t. Keep it softball aluminum chickens!
Troy Softball@TroyTrojansSB
ELLA WITH THE GO-AHEAD DINGER ‼️
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@TigersJUK @kalvenjohn81 Sucks teams are commercializing an actual challenge but there is no way they could ever get away with selling 9 beers at once to a person lol
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“Stomach churning” and it’s just the equivalent of 1 beer & 3 normal sized hot dogs…
New York Post@nypost
I did the stomach-churning 999 Challenge at Citi Field — and it felt a lot like watching the Mets trib.al/U6SYdnx
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Padraig Harrington on how to encourage juniors! youtube.com/shorts/o-Tk4t4… via @YouTube
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@TheRealWes01 @oopmouth11 @GenePark I've been looking for a game like Valhalla that has similar combat, BUT mainly allows you to help your village grow through specific missions. I can't do like Manor Lord type village builders.
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@oopmouth11 @GenePark Ive enjoyed all the Far Crys from 3 onward. Odyssey is a personal fav...but Im 148hrs deep on a replay of Valhalla right now and I LOVE it
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No Crimson Desert review from me yet. exploration is incredible BUT … i dislike the combat quite a bit.
it’s not bad. but it plays like the Assassins Creed RPG era of slashing a guy 5-6 times before doing a finisher, with loose dodges and rolls and plastic feeling defense
Synth Potato🥔@SynthPotato
Crimson Desert reviews are finally here, the verdicts are in, unfortunately, a much lower score than I hoped. METACRITIC AVERAGE: 79 Gameliner – 10/10 Gamers Heroes – 10/10 The Outerhaven – 10/10 DualShockers – 9.5/10 Forbes – 9.5/10 GamingTrend – 9.5/10 But Why Tho? – 9/10 Areajugones – 9/10 ComicBook – 9/10 Destructoid – 8.5/10 IGN Benelux – 8.5/10 IGN Brasil – 8.5/10 Gamereactor UK – 8/10 Gaming Boulevard – 8/10 GamesRadar+ – 8/10 GAMINGbible – 8/10 IGN Adria – 8/10 IGN France – 8/10 TechRadar Gaming – 8/10 Radio Times – 8/10 TrueGaming – 8/10 Checkpoint Gaming – 7.5/10 Meristation – 7.5/10 Player 2 – 7.5/10 CGMagazine – 7/10 Game Informer – 7/10 GameSpot – 7/10 Insider Gaming – 7/10 Screen Rant – 7/10 IGN Deutschland – 6/10 WellPlayed – 5.5/10 Gamekult – 5/10 Critical Hits – 4.5/10
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"Say it with your chest" - Limits replies
Sara@SaraCivian
@cowgirl_bebop For me it's not necessarily about him wanting it, I just am not partial to the taking things back and blaming the media or how people interpret things they say that has been the attitude of this team. Like say it with your chest and articulate what you mean lol
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@vegasstarfish @AlaskaAir That's usually what happens when you don't get on the first flight. You're supposed to tell the airline not to cancel your return flight
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Hey @AlaskaAir you dropped the ball and couldn’t get us to Tokyo on the flights we booked months ago. We scrambled to find an airline who could, last minute, at a cost of 10K one way. Now we’re in Tokyo and find out you cancelled our return flight because we missed the flight out here (because you held us on the tarmac for 4 hours and we watched our flight depart without us). Now the hold times to reach a customer service agent are consistently 8+ hours. How does someone reach a human at your company?
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@NewAbnormal___ Because they were the most irrelevant team in the NHL for the last couple of years
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I remember listening to Chiclets season previews a couple of years ago & they did in depth previews for 31 out of 32 teams. The only team they didn’t do? The Flyers. Biz himself “didn’t want to waste his time talking about them”. I wonder what changed? 🧐
Paul Bissonnette@BizNasty2point0
Vibe check Flyers fans? Another big W. Back to back with travel heading into Minnesota. Your boy with a big nothing burger in the points department and 3 giveaways yet the other guys come through. Was 16 minutes not enough??? Say it ain’t so. Maybe uncle Bizzy boy was right. 💅🏼
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Alabama, I know you just discovered baseball existed a few years ago, but it’s actually “you hang it, we bang it”
Alabama Baseball@AlabamaBSB
"We hang it, we bang it." @luke_vaughn_2 I #RollTide
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@ballandoats6d9 @SHIRTLESSRUSSO1 Imagine defending a "we hang it"...woooof
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@SHIRTLESSRUSSO1 Seems like you did considering you know exactly where he said it.. can you go further on your retard of the year run?
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Diet Coke people when they haven’t had a Diet Coke in 30 minutes
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@LooseChange0031 @walterwhitepill That makes sense.
The skill in the game is noticeably advancing both on the men’s and women’s side.
The speed and edge work stands out the most.
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@GavinM76294777 @PewSermons @ReemAmirIbrahim The hamburger, italian dressing, german chocolate cake, fajitas, and fortune cookies
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@PewSermons @ReemAmirIbrahim What do you consider as American food?
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🇺🇸 I moved to the US from the UK 2 weeks ago.
Here are 10 of the biggest differences I’ve noticed 👇
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