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where were you when @QuarrySea waxed his nipple? #NeverForget clips.twitch.tv/NurturingBusyT…

@ReddCinema And I bet my 1 year old will live a wonderful life bc I waited till I could give them the world before bringing them into it

Some of you will be that friend who's 38 with a 1 yr old😭

Thank a Democrat.

@dartgurlie I been rejected twice and surely did apply a third time

got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done.

@femiiiszn Myself? Dope

by age 23, you should have identified the person you’re going to spend the rest of your life with.

@odedanilo Me?

COMPUTER! SHOW ME JOBS! -Scam -Scam -Senior Position -Evergreen posting -AI company -AI company -Scam -Senior position -Scam -AI company -Senior position at AI company -Scam -Senior position -Evergreen senior position -AI company

@lady_valor_07 I only met 1 set of grandparents

Did y'all ever get to meet y'all Great Grandma? Seriously tho....I wanna know.

Mes vêtements sont divisés en 3 catégories 1- été 2- hiver 3- au cas où je perdrais du poids

@prinkasusa He’s a pain in the tush ( I love him)

TO EVERYONE BORN ON 1985-1998 WITH NO KIDS.... HOW'S YOUR CAT/DOG DOING?

@buffys Who knew Mickey felt so strongly about bras

mickey saw the tweet above him

@_sorrengailll Well yes…. Because I don’t like it?

Women who hate makeup, typically don’t know how to do it. Fight me 🤷‍♀️

Serious question: if somebody handed you $7,000 and said it’s because you’re ugly, are you accepting it?

My appointment is at 8:45…. It is 8:45 I am already tired of waiting

I pray this comes in for you soon.

@obviousari My dad was talking shit about deadbeat BD’s and he said they be running around like “dick dickula” which I found so funny

explain your username

The Molly long double Dutch bus dance has the same energy of EVERY step I had in middle school…. I will not be explaining further

I’d like to see the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a real job through LinkedIn

Britney Spears getting jail time for possessing adderall while our president is in the epstein files walking free….Ok.

That's exactky what Jessie Jackson would have wanted. As would all Black civil rights leaders and politicians. They honored him well.

In my kitchen like this because I can’t figure out what to eat