Big Daddy Ruu
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Big Daddy Ruu
@ItsReubenBitch
My lemonade is coming together real nice.


“I married my wife from a poor family, took her to the UK in 1970, spent £11,000 every year to train her in school up to PhD. When she saw she was established, she took me to court in the UK and lied that I rap£d my daughter of 11 years so that I could be deported.” -A tearful story of a Nigerian man whose wife kicked him out and separated him from their children after he trained her in school in the UK.✍️



Russia trains their sex spies to give the PERFECT blowjob 😭 Deep throat technique, banana practice, 90 degree head angle mandatory. Your husband will thank you (or hate you). This podcast went too far and I’m here for it 😂



Spanking kids is a lazy form of parenting. If you can teach a pet to behave without hitting why are you beating your kids with a belt.




“I married my wife from a poor family, took her to the UK in 1970, spent £11,000 every year to train her in school up to PhD. When she saw she was established, she took me to court in the UK and lied that I rap£d my daughter of 11 years so that I could be deported.” -A tearful story of a Nigerian man whose wife kicked him out and separated him from their children after he trained her in school in the UK.✍️




Lagosians with N1billion are more than one million.










For years now, a woman usually comes to our house to fetch water whenever there's no light. We use generator to pump. She has 3 kids. She comes anytime of the day to fetch as much as she wants, no restrictions. I was driving by this morning, and I saw cassava peels in front of her house. She was sitting down outside, too. I asked if they belonged to her, she said yes. It was just a sack worth. I told her to allow me pack the peels for my goats. I packed the peels into the sack and was about to put it at the back of the truck, then she said "aunty we never talk money o." I was surprised, I asked how much, she said 1k. Wow! So I asked her, "The water you come to fetch everyday nko, do i ask you for any favor or anything in return? We open the gate for you and your kids any day, any time to fetch water, but you want to collect money for this one sack of cassava peels." She was just smiling. So I told her, if you collect this money, we won't let you fetch water again. Because we bought fuel with money too. She just smiled. I gave her the 1k, and she collected it. She even told me to return her sack. She probably think I'm joking about the water, but I've instructed them at home, no more fetching of water again. You don't have to be rich to give back to people who have been kind to you.













