Mr. X
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@DenniSprut @moneyacademyKE You don't seem to understand what assembly is.
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@moneyacademyKE Toyota, Mercedes Benz, Land Rover, GM, Mazda etc builds cars with various parts outsourced from multiple countries.
Few, if any machine manufacturer, sources 100% of parts from a single place to build machines.
A machine can carry parts outsourced from over 20 countries.
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@Voice_Roy @iddriss__ Haha . An NIS blogger. Trying to divert a revolution ati tuende MSA road😄
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@Broadbasedgal Na si mko nao hapo, si wewe ni blogger wao. Waulize madam
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Have you ever heard of the darkest chapter of prostitution in Indonesia?
Its victim wasn't human, but an orangutan named Pony.
> Born around 1996, Pony was taken from her mother when she was still a baby and ended up enslaved in a brothel in Kereng Pangi Village, Central Kalimantan.
> Tragically, she was forced into sex work to satisfy the lust of local palm oil workers, at an extremely low rate of just around Rp35,000 to Rp38,000 per session.
> As the "main star," Pony was forced to serve many customers multiple times a day without respite, making her the brothel owner's biggest money-making machine.
> Pony was chained to a filthy mattress, and all her fur was shaved off every two days to expose her skin, leaving her covered in infected wounds and mosquito bites.
> She was made to wear lipstick, perfume, jewelry, and cruelly trained to flirt; her body would reflexively sway her hips every time a man passed by her room.
> Ironically, because she was seen as exotic (a novelty), Pony was far more popular and often chosen by customers over the human female sex workers in the same place.
> Her rescue in February 2003 was highly dramatic; BOSF and the authorities had to deploy 35 armed personnel because the brothel owner fiercely resisted to protect their "talisman."
> Now, Pony has successfully regained her natural instincts and lives freely in the wild habitat of Borneo, serving as a living witness to the grim exploitation of wildlife and a symbol of conservation success.


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@kamauwaruhiu Stick to your lame jokes bro. Mambo ya politics achana nayo kabisa, you lack the range
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Tusemeni tu ukweli, it's not feasible or possible to use condoms with someone you are genuinely attracted to. Sisemi mtu unapenda, nasema mtu unaonanga in something simple like a pink sundress with flowers and side pockets saying babe ona dress yangu iko na side pockets and get freaking turned on.
Sasa CD utavaa saa ngapi na ata sundress hukumtoa? Or ametoka bafu akaweka nywele in a messy bun na before she can do anything ushamtoa suruali. Pausing for something like kuvaa CD takes the thrill out.
Kitambo nigga akiwa in love mrembo alitoka bafu akavaa my tshirt in our expensive bedsitter alafu akaanza kupika. Sasa makosa ilitokea wakati alianza kulamba mwiko alikuwa anakoroga nayo kanyama, mamae I've never seen something so simple but so sexy.
Niliangukia hiyo shingo like a ninja who was starving. Hadi waleo mimi hushanga how she didn't get pregnant that day hadi nikashuku huwa na shoot blanks like our able president. We need birth control for ladies ata mkisema ziko poisonous juu mimi siwezi kubali wakate bolingo zangu like that nigga Bien. Mimi the only reason najituma ni ndo niweze kulisha my lower head. Bolingo zikakatwa najiyonga mamae.
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You can’t be ugly and dumb at the same time
Pick a struggle!!!!!!
Bakhita Esther@bakhita_esther
Ama Sifuna to deputize President Ruto in 2027
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@Kalasinga_ Naaaah , Mt Kenya must get the DP positionn coz they got the numbers
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My prediction, DP. The DP position will be his or Natembeya's.
Top seat naona tu ule mzee wa Wiper.
Blaze Officiel@B3laze
sifuna ana go for the top seat?
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@WilliamsRuto A project becomes bogus if you cannot define it. Name the specific project so that we can track it realtime
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We have unveiled a KSh80 billion cooperation agreement between the National Government and the Nairobi City County Government to make the capital city more livable, secure, and efficient for the 4.4 million residents.
In the agreement, we are committing KSh3.7 billion to complete 10,000 unfinished lights and install 40,000 lights around the city.
Additionally, the National Government, through Kenya Power, will invest KSh1.5 billion in transformers and last mile connections in the informal settlements in the city.
On water, we will spend KSh2.1 billion at Ng'ethu Treatment Plant to stop daily losses of about 50 million litres. Another KSh3 billion will go Gigiri-Shauri Moyo evacuation corridor to stabilise and extend supply to high demand zones.
In regard to sanitation, we are committing KSh9 billion to build two parallel 27km trunk sewer network along the Nairobi River Corridor, and KSh6 billion for a new sewer plant to treat 60 million litres of waste water a day.
An additional KSh3 billion will support last-mile sewer connectivity, while KSh15 billion has been earmarked for long-term sewer expansion across the city.
At the same time, KSh8.7 billion will be spent to complete the upgrading of roads, bridges and drainage systems in the city.
Moreover, we are also in the process of mobilising additional funding of KSh1.7 billion for 59km of roads in phase two beginning April 2026.
In every ward, we will improve roads in a KSh5 billion programme, complemented by KSh3.7 from the county government. A further KSh1 billion will be dedicated to the improvement of drainage systems.
We are also allocating KSh4 billion to deal with solid waste management, including providing 100 acres of land for Material Recovery Facilities, while the National Government will provide KSh2 billion.
All these efforts will strengthen Nairobi's standing as a globally- respected African metropolis that reflects our national ambitions.




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@maktejah_ I often find myself at Tin n lit. Small but the party is always awesome 😊 Tuscany is soon beating Konqa
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Top Nairobi Night Clubs by Geography
Kilimani/Lavi
- Black Samurai
- Quiver Kilimani
- Gemini/Soho
- Covo NBO
- BND
- 213
- Ibiza
- Kettle House
- Geco
Westy
- Cavalli
- Milan
- Ciel
- Eleven Eleven
- Bla Bla
- Alchemist
- Koda
- K1 Klub House
- NSK
Kiambu/Thika Rd
- Habanos
- BND
- Kentwood
- Konqa
- Golden Ice
- Al Fakher
- Volt Lounge
- Al Capone
- Capital Noir
- Tin N Lit
- Paris Mirems
Which one is your favorite?
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@TheEdGadgets @Arsenal @ManUtd @Nabimara_Paul @9th_bae @PeterTumusiime9 @Kabugo_ @deeraah_ @MimiHearts1 Arsenal 2 - 2 Man U
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