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@benjaminblare Lol!! I didn’t mean to become that Mom that tweets about their kid all the time but here we are
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This counts as socializing right?
Jersey Katılım Aralık 2010
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Clemson is $1.5B in debt. Syracuse is closing or pausing 93 programs, UNC-Chapel Hill plans to cut spending by $89M over 3 years. Duke recently let 600 employees go in a $350M budget cut. Indiana public colleges announced a plan to eliminate or merge 580 programs statewide.
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I think it's good when poor kids get to visit the aquarium.
MatrixMysteries@MatrixMysteries
The Monterey Bay Aquarium charges $295 for a family membership or $125 for a single adult. With an EBT card, entry is free — and up to four guests get in free every visit. There is a ZERO incentive for these people to ever get off Food Stamps.
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Me, peacefully grocery shopping, and a ping comes through like “got a sec for a quick call?”
Mamello🧚🏽♀️@MelloFelicia1
“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”
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“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”
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The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is
Pop Base@PopBase
Zohran Mamdani has turned blocks in front of 50 NYC public schools into car-free ‘Soccer Streets’ where children can play in celebration of the upcoming World Cup.
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😂🍪 This dude just walked out of a job interview and immediately recorded this in his car.
He knew the “biggest weakness” question was coming… brain completely short-circuited… and instead of the safe “I care too much” answer, he hit them with:
“Oreos. I’ll eat ‘em until the milk’s gone. Could be two, could be twelve.”
The way he says it with that deadpan delivery and then just accepts his fate is SENDING me.
Man, I genuinely feel bad for the guy… but I’m also dying laughing. We’ve ALL had that one moment in an interview where your brain just yeets itself out the window. Kid’s still out here job hunting. Somebody hire this absolute legend before he stress-eats the entire Oreo aisle.
Who else has completely bombed a “what’s your weakness” question?
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Women: I want to go for a run.
Society: You can’t go alone. You’ll get raped.
Women: I want to walk to my car in the parking garage.
Society: Alone? You better get someone to escort you, or you’ll get raped.
Women: I want to live alone.
Society: You need a gun, an alarm system, a dog and probably a gun for the dog too.
Women: What about going to the park?
Society: Dangerous.
Women: Okay, I’ll just go out for a drink then.
Society: Don’t take your eyes off your drink. Watch out for predators spiking your drinks. Stay alert at all times.
Women: I was raped.
Society: Are you sure? That just seems impossible.
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It’s literally perfect. Hope it becomes permanent.
Anthony@AnthonyBetss
Respectfully, I don’t want to see anything else but this at the end of the games the rest of this year. Make this a permanent thing for 2026 and consider it for good. John is NYY. He deserves it for all of his years and dedication
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@JoJoFromJerz @NJGov Loud and wrong. I’m so surprised by this take.
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#Giants star Dexter Lawrence is being traded to the #Bengals in a pre-Draft blockbuster that includes the No. 10 pick heading to the Giants, per me and @MikeGarafolo.
NYG gets premium draft compensation, Cincy gets a lynchpin, while Sexy Dexy gets a new, big-money extension.
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Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen@NoLieWithBTC
Trump has suddenly canceled funding for Catholic charities that support homeless children amid his feud with the Pope.
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Republicans are now literally quoting the Handmaid’s Tale because they want teenagers pregnant and having lots of babies. Katie Miller is one of those Republicans and listen to what she’s posted. 🤬
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