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Tanzanians will never joke with Kenyans...😂😂

Hapo Luthuli kuna jamaa ametestiwa tv mpya nikaona ameibeba ivo bila box yake nikajua uyo amejua karate huchezwa hapo 🤣

Kesho mimi nikikumbuka mlisema Elon akiwalipa mnaingia yard kucheza na Benz !!!

Huku Area imelipuka ikabaki maboiz wameanza kurecord Doba 💪💪😂

Choice of shoe leo ni Air Force maziwa so this how I’m moving 😁

Karibuni Lang’ata Sailors Club soccer fans support my business nisilale njaa. 5 aside tournament itaweza sana!

This is Kahawa Sukari

The last time they changed the grass at old Trafford we won the league

@Nyaga_9 🤣🤣🤣

Alafu wazazi, hizi birthdays huwa mnaleta shule nataka mniskize na mniskize vizuri. Birthday sio mbaya. Sina shida na cake, balloons ama mtoto kufurahia siku yake. Lakini kabla ugeuze classroom ikae venue ya ruracio, kuna vitu nataka ujue. Administration hawaezi kataa juu wanataka clients wao wakue happy. Lakini sisi ndio tuko ground. Sisi ndio tunabaki na consequences. Kwanza, birthday ya mtoto mmoja huleta excitement kwa dakika 20 na drama ya wiki mbili. Mtoto mmoja akiletewa cake, kesho mwingine anauliza mbona yeye hajawai letewa. Mwingine anarudi home akiwa convinced wazazi wake hawampendi. Sasa mwalimu anajipata akifundisha Mathematics na family therapy wakati mmoja. Halafu kuna hii tabia ya kuleta cake ya watoto 8 kwa class ya watoto 47. Unataka tugawanye aje? Hii ni classroom ama miracle crusade? Na tafadhali msilete balloons 30 kwa class halafu mnataka learning iendelee normally. Ukiona watoto wakitazama ceiling kama wameona UFO, ujue lesson imeisha rasmi. Alafu kuna wale wazazi wanafika na photographer, videographer, ring light na confidence ya mtu anazindua bypass. Brother, ni Grade 2 birthday. Sio uchaguzi mdogo. Na ukweli wenye hakuna mtu anasema... Shule si birthday venue. Shule ilijengwa watoto wajifunze. Birthday ni bonus, sio programme ya siku. Mkitaka kufanya party kubwa, fanyeni nyumbani, church, hotel ama kwa shamba ya babu. Juu mwisho wa siku, birthday inaisha saa tano. Lakini syllabus bado iko hapa ikitusubiri kama deni ya Fuliza. Sincerely, Mwalimu ambaye alikuja kufunza fractions lakini akaishia kukata tukwota twingi twa cake sio poa. 📷 Kama ukona maoni tofauti yaletee Credits: Lyn Maina

Mko? It’s a triple 3 affair ⚽️

i didnt pay for shit and i’m seeing it as well 😎

May the god of widows continue protecting Mama Ida.

Last revamp in 2012 means Chelsea never beat us on that grass in the Prem🤣🤣🤣

Scenes after Elon ameweka za kabej.😂

🚨🇨🇦 Understand Canada midfielder Ismael Koné has suffered fractured fibula and tibia fracture as well. He’s now in the hospital with his mother Suzanne, supporting ahead of surgery. Koné could be out for 4-5 months, World Cup over. Madibo went to apologize in dressing room.

Rafiki @_CrazyNairobian hii ndio time ulishikwa kababa? Unajua vile hiyo situation ilinihurt rafiki? I knew I had lost you. Nilijua sitawahi kuona tena. Talked to your sister ata tulishindwa tutaambia nini mathe. Happy uko tu hapa. People judged you because me but tutakuwa sawa.

🫂👕 Jude Bellingham: “Swapping shirts with Luka Modrić? He’s the ONE and ONLY. Modrić is the best”.

Chapo you can slander but minji??

Chongii...iiii.iiii....iii peleka ndai, Chongii...iiii.iiii....iii wakisha ndai....