Melanie Whorehouse

@juumelo_ Franco-Prussian War

(flirting) so what’s your favorite war

won a bottle of shitty wine 🤣

i've dated off twitter and i'll do it #again

Real

I’m all for dumb hypotheticals. But I draw a hard line at loser hypotheticals.

excuse Ms Fufu but when i met your ass you was dead broke and naked now you want half

@_onlyscott Kante

Guess the player Difficult

@usthetiquee 😂😂😂😂😂

Wanted to hide someone from my status then added them to mentions 😭😭😭and posted

@momberume_zw 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Failed talking stage 😭😂 Thread, let’s have yours🧵

@RupertPhiri @SirTitusVeTech why do you guys marry whores and blame us kana takecha 😂😂😂✋🏿

@SirTitusVeTech Pamwe pacho nyarai Cde. Wandidyira mukadzi wangu uchiziva hako and still woda kundinyudza kuti ndakuroverei? Even the Devil will not forgive you bro kkkkk

@thatmadridguy__ funny enough, Real Madrid won the UCL that season

I’m crying he had to go back to previous century 😭😭😭

@TKRS_ONE Project Hail Mary

@nashemt Which one?

first Ryan Gosling movie in theaters, kind of nervous

@yfwKinz and saying being racist is justified

if vinicius had done this against this bum ass city team, they would be screaming through their teeth calling him “disrespectful”😂.

@__Kalebra maitwei boss 😂😂😂

Being with huns is a humiliation ritual cause what do you mean you’ve been with someone the age of my father and my grandfather 😭😭

@nia_ngi why you bringing toilet skid marks to everybody’s TL 😭

"I understand the stain..." absolutely not😭😂

People of Twitter, I beg of you to stop recycling the same 25 tweets! I’ve been here a long time! I remember all of them! 🤦‍♀️

@ReyMosquito kana nyaya dzapera ndopaunotanga kukumbira kumubvisa pant 😂

Ana Ndoitwa vakandifurira kupinda DM vachiti shooters shoot hee kutsvaga musikana kwakafana nekutsvaga basa what what izvezvi ndakushaya zvekumuudza ndiri ndega manje😑😑😂😂

@LovePassant 😭😭😭

I almost thought you transitioned but yall look great