Kimani Kariuki

@gabrieloguda Revisionism at best. FYI: On 19th May 2016 Muigai wa Kamau spent the night in Madera County.

Kenya has had 5 presidents since independence in 1963, but it's the first time a President is spending the night within the Northern Frontier District that comprises Mandera, Wajir and Garissa counties. "When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."

@RusttyG Selective breeding for generations as farm labourers gets you that

Americans are naturally bigger than kenyans bila ata gym ama steroids or supplements

@Fredmunene_ Location , kgs and prices?

Sleeping a Farmer and Waking Up a Millionaire 🐐💰 Yesterday, a Sheik a good friend of mine called me looking for 50 goats. Today, millions of our Muslim brothers and sisters across the world are celebrating Eid Al-Adha, the Festival of Sacrifice. This holy celebration commemorates the unwavering faith of Prophet Ibrahim (Abraham, peace be upon him), who was ready to sacrifice his son Ismail (Ishmael) in obedience to Allah’s command. In His mercy, Allah replaced the son with a ram. To honor this act of devotion, Muslims slaughter livestock mainly goats, sheep, and cows and share the meat with family, friends, and especially the needy, promoting charity, unity, and gratitude. Because I’ve been consistently and openly sharing my goat farming journey, Sheik has now connected me straight to the real buyers. No middlemen. Direct market access for 50 goats. Alhamdulillah! 😊 Current Market Prices. -Mature local goats: KSh 16,000 – 25,000 -High-quality Boer goats Up to KSh 100,000 (though not commonly used for Eid slaughter in our Africa) I keep saying this,Start with the market, not just the farm. Many people ignore this and expect the market to magically appear. But once you understand the demand, everything changes. My DMs are wide open. If you want to run a quality goats farm with a ready market , let’s connect. Kenya exports hundreds of tons of goat and sheep meat to the Middle East every year, especially during this season. The demand is huge both locally and internationally. Unfortunately, I couldn’t fully meet this year’s demand, but mark my words. Next year, we will be fully ready. Farmers Be shameless in showcasing what you do every single day. Post your progress. Share your challenges and wins. You never know who is watching it could be your next big buyer, investor, or business partner. The opportunities are there. The money is there. Visibility is the key. Eid Mubarak to all my Muslim brothers and sisters! May Allah accept your sacrifices, bless your families with peace, good health, and endless barakah. 🕌✨ Let’s build this agribusiness together #happyeidmubarak

@LarryMadowo @DefendersKE I nominate @HezMureithi @HonourableMedia

I was honored to accept my Human Rights Defender of the Year award today. Ahsante 🥹 It comes with $1,000 cash prize (Ksh129,000). I will donate it to a young journalist anywhere in Kenya who highlights issues in the community. Please nominate yourself or someone in the comments

@PoliceKE How exactly are police leading rescue efforts?

Deputy Inspector General of Kenya Police Service Eliud Lagat is at Utumishi Girls Senior School in Gilgil, Nakuru County, where police are leading rescue and emergency response efforts following a tragic dormitory fire in which a number of students have unfortunately lost their lives. Several other students were injured and are receiving treatment as the National Police Service, working alongside the Kenya Defence Forces, Ministry of Education, Interior, The County Government of Nakuru, the NGAO, The Kenya Redcross and other emergency teams, continues with search, rescue and support operations. We are working to account for all students and support affected families during this difficult time.

@DavidNdii LootAll has sanctioned his rottweliers to undertake incessant ethnic diatribe,ostracization, bastardization,psy-op propaganda & messaging against the mountain under the false belief he can fearmonger, corner,coax,coerce & cajole us into supporting his kakistocracy. IT IS KNOWN!

On Uthamaki’s Bogeyman Politics: Time to call the demonization of President Ruto what it is (a long thread)

LootAll has sanctioned his rottweliers to undertake incessant ethnic diatribe,ostracization, bastardization,psy-op propaganda & messaging against the mountain under the false belief he can fearmonger, corner,coax,coerce & cajole us into supporting his kakistocracy. IT IS KNOWN!

@NjeriBt What do the elite in other communities do?

What Ndii is saying today, is that the Kukuyu elite always need a boogeyman of sorts, an external enemy, to cover up for the inequality and injustices amongst/within the kikuyu. To mask the disparity in wealth. To distract from the real issue, to avoid confronting some home truths. A scapegoat for the internal inequality...a narrative to distract from the reality of elites enriching themselves while the kikuyu have-nots carry the burden.

@cobranesh MPs make between 1-1.5M on average

An MPs salary is about Ksh 490,000; assuming he saves it all, still in four years time he can't afford such a house. This is CDF money and other monies that are from the tax payer. That's why an MP spends millions to get elected and you wonder why, this is why!

@AlpacaAurelius Wrong. Just 2-5 days

sperm take around 90 days to mature. before getting her pregnant, give yourself at least 90 days to make the healthiest sperm of your life this will change how healthy your baby is and how easy the pregnancy is for her

@AkainuBerbaric Machozi tu but ipo siku

Haven't bought myself anything nice in over a year plus pesa huingia kama imepata mashida adulting is so ass

@moraanicole96 If he's armed and his first he was hellbent on raping you first it is possible he'd observed you for a while and this wasn't't random. The police inaction is tragic since it's unlikely that was the first or last time he'd engage in such. Pole for the trauma

I also love my long walks and keeping track of my steps. I was attacked by a random man with a weapon on an evening walk (7pm) early last year... I no longer do my nature walks & hikes... the best I can do is maybe visit very public spaces ie Uhuru Park & malls. The trauma still lingers 🙂‍↔️😭

Hello, @Kenyajudiciary are things this bad? Cc @CJMarthaKoome @jsckenya

@ephraimnjegafan Wrong! Gachagua vying guarantees Ruto's reelection 100%.

If Gachagua were to run for president, it would be a blessing in disguise. It would give us the opportunity to have a third force that can deliver true change to the country. 🧵

@Belive_Kinuthia DIG made the decision but since he has no capacity,the spokesman drags the IG to give it a clock of legality and legitimacy. IG Kanja is aplaceholder, real power rests with DIG Lagat.

For those asking why DIG Langat signed off the reconstitution of the Presidential Escort Unit and not the Inspector-General of police. This how the National Police Service Work? The duties of the Deputy Inspectors-General (DIGs) of the National Police Service are primarily expressly defined in law, specifically in the National Police Service Act, 2011, although the Inspector-General (IG) may also assign or delegate additional responsibilities administratively. Under the Kenyan legal framework: The Constitution of Kenya (Article 245) establishes the offices of the Inspector-General and the two Deputy Inspectors-General: DIG-Kenya Police Service (KPS) DIG-Administration Police Service (APS) The National Police Service Act further outlines their functions and command responsibilities. The DIGs are not merely assistants acting only on delegated authority from the IG. Their offices have statutory functions and command structures defined by the NPS Act. Each DIG is responsible for the day-to-day administration, operations, and command of their respective service under the overall command of the IG. They exercise disciplinary and operational control within their services as provided by law. However: The IG, being the overall commander of the National Police Service, can still delegate certain duties, coordinate operations, and issue directives within the framework of the law.

@DuncanKhaemba DIG made the decision but since he has no capacity,the spokesman drags the IG to give it a clock of legality and legitimacy. IG Kanja is aplaceholder, real power rests with DIG Lagat.

@JunetMohamed Yes we are not paying land rent for freehold land but we now have LAND RATES for FREEHOLD LAND.

Nonchalance Delayed gratification Contentment De-centering oneself Self fulfilment

@Broadbasedgal We want you to get the development

Na Wakikuyu mkae mkijua Ruto akirudi second term without your votes, msahau developments. Ata nyinyi mtafeel what the people of Western Region have been feeling since independence

@smutoro LootAll has sanctioned his rottweliers to undertake incessant ethnic diatribe,ostracization, bastardization,psy-op propaganda & messaging against the mountain under the false belief he can fearmonger, corner,coax,coerce & cajole us into supporting his kakistocracy. IT IS KNOWN!

MP Mukami & Co. delayed to discover who the true Hassan Omar (UDA SG & EALA MP) truly is … 🔴 Prof. Gitile Naituli to Hassan Omar: Remember Who Fed You! 🟢 Ingratitude — Omar was sheltered, funded, and mentored by Mount Kenya figures (Ngengi Muigai, JJ Kamotho) when he was broke and persecuted. He is now attacking the same community. 🟢 Historical pattern — Omar is playing the classic colonial “divide and rule” proxy role — a tool used by those in power to attack communities they fear to confront directly. 🟢 Credibility deficit — His track record at KNCHR during the ICC era, where fabrications collapsed, undermines his moral authority to lecture anyone 🟢 Warning — Ruto knows exactly what Omar is — a fixer, not a statesman. Being a political instrument is costly. History will judge him harshly 🫆In other words — @HassanOmarH You didn’t build yourself. The community (Gikuyu) you are now demonizing built you. Stop being someone else’s ethnic weapon!