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Daniel Kempe

@Its_brah_dan

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. —Oscar Levant

Katılım Kasım 2011
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It's so expensive to be alive
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I bet the worst part of being a bike cop is having to bring criminals to the station on your pegs
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All you need to be a successful English major is know how to use the word "juxtapose"
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When i say "I'm not doing anything today" don't suggest things to do because it means I've specifically put aside time to doing nothing
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This is for @Emm003 , 2 of the best looking men in jozi !
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I experience on average about 30 awkward moments every time I walk through a shopping centre
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That moment when u make a joke that every1 laughs at and u don't know weather to laugh with them or keep a straight face like "ye I'm funny"
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Daniel Kempe@Its_brah_dan·
No1 has less job security than a leading actor on game of thrones
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Why does every become so deep on twitter, like gurus on love and life!
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Daniel Kempe@Its_brah_dan·
I asked Kanye West if he’d seen Inception & he opened the locket around his neck revealing a photo of me asking him if he’d seen Inception.
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Daniel Kempe@Its_brah_dan·
Man should not be judged by the color of his skin, but rather by the first song that comes on his iPod when you put it on shuffle.
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matthew kempe
matthew kempe@matkempe·
Got far to many tv series to keep track of.
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I dont mind you texting during a movie as long as you dont mind me creeping in your bedroom at 3am & doing Gangnam Style w a pack of hyenas.
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Patrick@patrickmarkryan·
I can do all things through Kanye West who strengthens me
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The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must have been like YOOO!
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This new toothpaste got my teeth so white that now they won’t stop talking about Kindles & insist on shopping at Woolworths
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Patrick@patrickmarkryan·
Hi guys I'm your Crossfit instructor. First things first, everyone take out your phones and check-in at the gym on Facebook
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I must confess I'm a very bias tea-maker,, I treat my cup way better than the cups of other people I'm making for
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