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Erkel ~ MECHanic 🔧
@Its_just_erkel
ADHD Riddled Mech Mechanic. Professional Yapper. Banner: @corbiyaki 🎨: KuRoRonin on 🦋 Manager for @LaBandidaRosa @ZoomieVT The squad 🌹⚰️🌊👻🐦🦎
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Erkel ~ MECHanic 🔧 retweetledi
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Erkel ~ MECHanic 🔧 retweetledi

Join us for the global reveal of #METRO2039
16 April 2026 10AM PDT | 7PM CEST | 8PM EET
METRO2039.com
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Next time some zoomer calls me "unc" I'ma fire back with "conscript".
Remarks@remarks
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Eligible males aged 18-25 will be automatically registered for US military draft starting December, 2026.
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When it gets to that time of night when the homie gets real sad so you gotta send them to honk shoe jail.
💖Epic Edster💖@Epic_Edster
cowabummer dude
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The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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