Blake Gaylord

My cat likes to watch me sleep. It's like I have my own personal Edward Cullen, minus the sparkle. Unless she gets into my glitter makeup...

@BrianClowdus @GovRonDeSantis I’m jealous. I’m so tired of this bs here in CA

Just getting back to FL after a week of travel. Can I just once again say how lucky I am to have @GovRonDeSantis as my Gov? Meanwhile it seems like CA, NY & MI Govs are battling it out to see who will become the Grinch Who Stole Christmas!

@samanthamarika1 Hello hi! Sign me up! Conservative girl living in California ready for a real man with real values!!!

@taneshaharris30 It’s Cyndi Lauper 🍿

I don’t know who need to hear this but the popcorn isn’t Tina Turner #maskedsinger

Every year they announce the @DancingABC cast and I scream a little inside cause I’m not in it lol #DWTS

@hashtagtors It’s Orange County lol.....

Orange County really out here trying to infect everybody in Southern California huh.

Would now be too late to get my 2019 calendars back to put on the wall? #AskingForAFriend

Going to start a band and name it “I’m exhausted” and the name of our first album will be “I’m very tired” #help

When you find out the Jonas Brothers have a fourth brother like did we skip to the year 3000 or......

@TeefaT1329 @JoshSussman But Jesus Josh, why do you keep stealing my sisters chocolate. Lordy 😂

@TeefaT1329 I can teach you how to do this lmao

PSA: Getting my eyebrows threaded is probably the most stressful thing I’ve done since going through the TSA security line at the airport #psa

@hashtagtors He mumbled and came back to bumble. Lololol sting on bro 🐝

I JUSY STUMBLED ACROSS THE BOY WHO DELETED HIS BUMBLE ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF ME. HES BACK ON. bless him. glad I didn’t totally shatter all his hopes of love. swipe on friend.

@hashtagtors It is. But @ColourPopCo concealer is just as good if not better 🙌🏻

Tell me internet: is tarte concealer really that great.

Apparently ten years ago I was stating the obvious lmao #facebook

Just another day where everyone is an Uber driver and they all are trying to run me off the road.....

Today while teaching 5 year olds... Little girl: “Last night I watched TWO scary movies!?” Me: “oh really!? Which scary movies did u see!?” Little girl: “Toy Story AND Star Wars!” #relatable 😂😂😂😂

Found out my moon sign is #Aries and I’m not sure if I should be super excited about that or annoyed....🧐😂 #Astrology #Horoscope

At the vets waiting and this little girl comes in and tells me “I like animals more than I like people” ME TOO GIRL. ME TOO 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻