Double K'

I keep coming back to this video everytime I need a good laugh. Hapo Kwa Ruto na mutura is just too hilarious. This should be turned into a skiza tune for Gachagua supporters. It deconstructs Kasongo while infotaining. This is the new level of campaigning. Sitawafunza kila kitu 😉

It has been six years since they brutally tortured and murdered you my staff, Chris Msando. Sometimes it feels unfair to see those behind the brutal murder & their enablers roam around freely. But we know that justice will be served someday as we celebrate you as a shujaa for electoral justice and good governance. Continue resting in power #ChrisMsando

@kuimashaah That's for you to decide

Bet I'm going to stay single for the longest time after my previous relationship became too toxic to tolerate. I was used to kushikwa mkono kila Mahal,random forehead kisees, suprise visits and he was my bestfriend too. Don't know if I'll ever be ready to let someone in🤦. i'm

@RoseLyynne @belladonnarthy Just follow back you brilliant mind

@belladonnarthy No matter how you make him appear the villain, a woman with two kids who's not married to the father of her kids, smokes cigarettes and drinks to oblivion mpaka hawapeleki watoto shule is and will always be the PROBLEM!

Kalonzo saw the watchman at his gate and thought it was the police - DP Gachagua

@itsMJ_Ke @lusuikhan Unauliza nani?

@Shann_099 🤣🤣

Newborns have a better brain capacity , I swear

@ma_mirabelle @alicek0816 @arthur_hyigesa @BadiruTopbway @batneyofficial @Becks2193 @Chief652 @Core_skin22 @daddy_subaru @Daimon_Cares No please. Huyu atakula hadi savings ya watoto aki!!

The prophecy is coming to pass. You can prophecies about your own Future

@Kalungi__Grace Let's do this

Ruto: On the issue of delayed salaries; it is the first time this has happened but also, it is the first time we are having such monumental debts. I want to assure the country that that is managed, we have turned the corner… we are not going to borrow for recurrent expenditure.

@Mercynicky_ Choose destination and DM

I don't know I just prefer travelling to clubbing

@Mercynicky_ I doubt if that's actually you

Before Neno in 2014 when we used to take selfies with cctvs😭😭😭 Vs 2023😌😌😌 #GlowingUp | #MySelfieGame

@AtworiYa Alikula akanona content ikahepa

Content huisha....

Commander in Defence Forces H.E Dr. William Samoei Ruto, PhD. Hustler Nation, give Mr. President Ruto 200 quick Retweets 🔁❤️

@thiskindgirl Huyu alinihepa

@Itskiptoo Tuexchange 💀

Menstruation is the worst kind of notification like “Yeah here’s a few days of suffering to notify you that you aren’t pregnant”

@Mercynicky_ Did you have to say it?

Kumbe hii kitu ya kunyamaziwa around this time of February ni ukweli 🙆🙆🙆🙆

@Mercynicky_ Please check the score line

I hear Tottenham are already shaking