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@_falsi1ke Fulu

Mention one food you can eat for the rest of your life without complaining 😂😂

@mbiti_mwondi He only win when it doesn't matter😂

Alafu ifike Olympics ukue number last.

@Ian_San254 Wewe na "mamaa" before mechi

Ndio mamaa amefika ananipikia huku . Mnataka niwawakirishe na style gani Leo ?

@Mnyika_1 You and him before you start swimming

I will be swimming here today

@archiemwas My toxic self would have directed me to say yes to taste waters

Nilikuwa nadhani mwendo nimeumaliza😂😂 ushai tetemeka unaskia vibrations kwa makende

@Ian_San254 Sijui mash up something. It has a juicy taste as you drink it

Mzinga ya captain Morgan ni 13k huku alchemist I'm in hell

@ignyharaz2 Kwanza telegram. He wants to sell you something but Kwa telegram account ameeka settings Hadi hakuna number. Message inadelete automatically after few hours.

Na tuelewanw, vijana wa Binance, KYC, coins, hawa wa kuandika essays na ma proxy na accounts za wazungu hao sio Sharp. Ni wana fanya kazi wanalipwa rightfully. Sharp boys ni wezi. They don't deliver. Na ni hawa jirani wa Bomet na Kisii Narok hapo Pale market place, na mambo yao ni huko telegram. Kyc kitambo uongee na mchinku upee kura akulipe 5 dollarsa ndo ulipe voter 1 dollar sio kazi rahisi. Labda ununue human coins sahii u hold alafu u trade ziki launch Sharp boys ni wezi wakimabavu na loaders.

@SharonO44776 Ni ngapi aki.

Girl maintenance sikuizi iko hapo juu na fuel prices afu ndo unapata chokora anakutaka tu fwa😭😂🙂nijilipie salon, spa na gym afu nikupee bure bois? 😂y'all joke alot😂🚮

@Thxplainer @calvinokello4 Unclog your filthy tribal mind. We cooked kabogo sometimes back..ni mjaka?

@calvinokello4 Unfortunately NAIVE Luos have fallen into this my Kikuyu trap of Trolling Gaucho just because he's a Luo being appointed into board. How many ILLITERATE Kikuyus have you encountered in various offices? Do they tell you about them? Do Kikuyus always question about their merits? 👌

"First AID ndio Ukimwi ya Kwanza?"

@CopShakurkihara Who knows you beyond twitter..so doleful

Niko Hapa Kwa line ya Super metro,Sivai Mask na Sipandi taxi,hii pressure inakuja na being a public figure hainipati this year.

@Gustavo__254 How is that useless

What’sapp is the most useless app. Huwa natumia tu kuongea na Mzazi na kupanga kazi huko Kenya

@victorokumuv DCI is that you

These ones ama gani mdosi.

@Claire_mesi Hebu picha

I hate condom since day ilibaki kwa kinembe😭😭💔💀

@KeKirwa Mwenye hashiki net.

In wealthy families, there's usually that son mwenye hashiki "network" vizuri. Everyone in the family is successful except him. Unapata his elder sister is running a law firm huko westlands. His elder brother, who's an engineer, is a regional manager pale Ketraco. Ndugu yake mwingine is a businessman, in charge of the family's business empire, and his two younger sisters walienda Australia. Kijana kazi ni kuzunguka tu mtaani with his old man's Toyota 110. You'll always find him at the local pub akikunywa tusker in the evenings before driving home before 9pm. He's usually his moms favourite, and his maternal uncle is usually assigned with the responsibility of finding him a wife.

@Alexiirander Huyu ni wewe.. hakuna neighbour 😂

My new neighbour ameamua kuflex his Networth

@ivymuthe Itakuwa private part sasa

If Linet Toto gets another term, her eyes will become internal organs.

@CollinsKimotho @jackwere7 Data entry

@ItsojiemF @jackwere7 Mzee una jobs za data? 👀

Ndio kumaliza kazi ya client. Hii freelancing nayo ni slavery 😢. I really need a well paying job niachane na hizi mateso bana

@Gustavo__254 @abuyamasta Juu ya hii story si nipaste Malaya atanidunga kisu Bana

@abuyamasta Without adding ya kuleta wazazi Australia. Bearing in mind I had to book another flight after Qatar closed it’s airspace

Bro ulifanya harusi ya 17 million? Weuh!

@bomboluly These ones will collect 400,000 instead of 7m. Mafala hao

AFC Leopards blocking us from knowing how many tickets have been purchased for the Mashemeji derby somehow lowers the marketing hype. How will we know if 5k ticket slots are still remaining? #footballke

@vasuman Facebook should not be anywhere closer

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