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@NyaduseKomu Outering nmeacha lake bana ugly scenes

Wageni wako karibu kujionea Nairobi River

@NyaduseKomu Outering nmeacha lake bana ugly scenes

@amenya_nelson Si angeheal like 5 more people and prove a point badala ya hizi kesi zote

Profit Owuor I hear has hired Danstan Omari the defender of Sharp boys to fight KEMRI for discovering that someone they claimed was healed was infact never HIV+ in the first place 😂😂😂Omari’s gonna eat good here mamae.

What's the difference between CID nad DCI btw?

@georgediano We passed by village market with my bro akasema kumbe car soko iko hapa ile ya Goliath. He has created brand awareness immensely.

Someone was asking whether anyone would actually buy a car from Car Soko because of Goliath wa Bungoma. But here’s the thing,, when Patrick saw Goliath struggling to find space in the entertainment industry, he didn’t just give him a lifeline, he built a brand out of his name, turning Car Soko into one of the most sought-after car dealerships in Kenya. To this day, I’m still stunned by how Patrick managed to turn someone who was on the verge of being cancelled into a marketing goldmine. The reason I’m writing this is bcoz every time I want to check the price of a car, my brain automatically breaks into that catchy jingle “tapiliu tapiliu, tot carsoko tot net.” It’s involuntary at this point. I’ve even gone as far as nicknaming our workplace security guard “Kijana Mdogo.” Now every time I see a tall person, that phrase just plays in my head. That’s the power of Patrick and Goliath’s marketing skills. Branding is everything. Whether you’re running a business or building a personal brand as an influencer, success in marketing hinges on strong brand imaging. I can confidently say that many people know Car Soko not because they were initially looking to buy cars, but because they were first entertained. Patrick and Goliath don’t just sell cars, they sell attention. And that’s the genius of entertainment marketing, it turns you into a fan first, and a customer later,, often without you even realizing it. Entertainment marketing is how I make most of my money here on X.

@milarassam @KaberiaCommoner Factor in maintenance, interest on loan might drop to 40-50 bob

@KaberiaCommoner Imagine it's more better compared to investing that 100k in a MMF. Sidhani kuna MMF yenye inaweza kupea 80 ksh per day after umeinvest 100k 😂

Matatu ya 5m gives you 4k daily. That means each 100k gives you 80 bob daily. Weka mawe!😂

@milarassam @KaberiaCommoner In Etica, for 100k you get 27 bob daily

@xysist @Morara__ Dude brought a gun to a knife fight

Did a fire raze down your property or what catastrophe befell you king ?

@SPUKenya @Collonel7 Labda anaweka forex 🤣

Tuko na courses za BCOM, BBAM na Education-Business + Mathematics

@KeEquityBank Can you refund to the merchant

@Itstugi254 Hi there, thank you for reaching out to us.  We can confirm that the charge for this mode of payment is Ksh 690, the merchant can choose to take care of the charge of pass the charge to you as in this case.  You can receive such payments via your debit card instead.

@KeEquityBank yani mtu anaearn few dollars online alafu transaction cost mnakula more than the amount received. Now I owe you. How? Refund back to sender nkt

A friend who is saving to buy his first car (WRX) jana aliniuliza : how do you sell your previous car for close to a million bob… and then use the whole amount on a personalized plate? 😂

@ahmednasirlaw He has billboard all over reminding us tujidishi because there is nothing we can do

I campaigned and voted for him as my Governor. I bought into both his alluring promises and belligerent polemics on how he will change Nairobi for better. He mesmerised me with his booming voice, youthful energy and sheer audacity to revolutionise Nairobi. His agenda was seductive. I bought into it big time. I, like many voters in Nairobi genuinely but naively thought he will herald a new dawn of bright new day... innovation and change were the buzz words. I refused to interrogate his agenda or lift the veil behind the man. I saw his short resume as strength. I even celebrated question marks about his academic background and dismissed it as attempts by the political elites to pull down to the gutters a young and visionary leader. 4 years later, Nairobi under his calamitous tenure is a shithole, the comfortable miasma for rats and rodents of similar genre. Yesterday and without having the common decency to inform the voters of Nairobi, my Governor, timorous and trembling surrendered his mandate to the National Government on a silver platter. I did not see a gun on his head. I saw a happy smiling governor, flashing his signature dimples. He left me bitter, betrayed and stranded. He showed me the middle finger! As his loyal voter, I feel cheap and without a voice in the transaction. I was used and dumped like trash. Why do elected leaders like my Governor treat us as trash once they assume office and start wallowing in the luxury of power and the attendant filthy wealth that easily comes with public office? What remedy do the voters have when their Governor without consultation and consent tranfers his executive powers to a stranger in the name of National Government? How can executive abdication and change of power be a secret elopement between State House and City Hall? And when will STUPID voters like me know a snake oil salesman from a distance and refuse to upgrade him to something he can never be? For all our chaos and problems, the stupid charlatans we elect to offices in Kenya, the buck stops with a STUPID voter like me. I'm ashamed of SOME of the choices I habitually make when I vote on polling day!

If you want to bring your father closer to God buy him a second hand Nissan Serena they shall talk every day.

Hit a pothole at full speed, car shakes like it's possessed... but rims intact. Felt like I won the lottery. Small wins keep me sane in these roads

Lights go off. Everyone runs to the balcony like detectives to check ama Neiba ako na stima. If yes, we relax and light candles. If no, panic and call out KPLC. Unity in darkness

@KetzalyTutors @Web3flux Leta tips za kupass test

@Web3flux Handshake AI

Freelancing accounts gani ziko na maziwa saa hii? I have someone who is soo free I need to train him. Just name the site and what is needed , I will facilitate everything.

@Kevoh_254 Mutina labda ueke nudge bar sairaj.com/shop/pw0140990…

@Itstugi254 Mtaniwekea kwa Mutina na how much?

Ile siku nitaseti bullbar ntakua naingia hizo buses head on. Hii ni upuzi gani wanafanya?

@theVictorMartin @Gathumbi001 Insurance wanasumbua man wanapata umefanya mods kathaa wanakataa kucover

@Itstugi254 @Gathumbi001 How do you get into car hire with third party bruh 😂

I received another ‘check whatsapp’ call today