Heisenberg

🚨 New York Governor ERUPTS in Fury After Citigroup Announces Massive Move of 11,000 jobs OUT of New York🚨 In a devastating blow to New York’s economy, banking giant city group is shifting a staggering 11,000 jobs out of the state has part of a major restructuring and a cost-cutting drive. Thousands of these positions, many in high paying finance and technology roles are heading to lower cost locations across the US and overseas, leaving New York workers and communities realing.

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: APRIL 1 TAX HIKE BOMBSHELL LANDS ON CANADIANS TODAY Federal alcohol excise tax jumps 2% — adding $41 million straight to Ottawa’s pockets on beer, wine & spirits. Industrial carbon tax spikes 16% to $110 per tonne — guaranteed to push up everyday prices. Mid-income workers face up to $262 more in CPP & EI payroll deductions this year. But don’t worry… it’s all “fair” because Prime Minister Mark Carney just pocketed a $17,600 raise, ministers get $13,000 extra, and backbench MPs are cashing an $8,800 boost. April Fools, Canada! 🎉 …Wait. This isn’t a joke. Every single one of these hikes and pay raises is 100% real... effective right now under the Carney Liberals. The only April Fools here is us. 🇨🇦😭

@Smileyyeg @LocationWeary Funny that they mention “head”

@LocationWeary Another progressive bad at math.

Toronto will be a literal smoking hole in the ground in 10 years. At that point it may flip Conservative.

@UtdPride 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

🚨❌️BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes has reportedly torn his ACL while on international duty, a devastating blow for Manchester United. The midfielder was forced off after an awkward landing, with early checks indicating a serious knee injury. An ACL tear would sideline him for months, potentially ruling him out for the rest of the season.

Today April 1 ⬆️Alcohol tax increase 2% ⬆️CPP tax increase $262/year ⬆️Industrial Carbon Tax increase from $95-$110/tonne ⬆️income tax brackets raised 2% Elbows up 🇨🇦

@BSantos_93 @peuzadaff Never happened.

@peuzadaff Kkkkkkkk, o FF afetou teu neurônios pae? Alguns dos grandes jogadores ja fizeram isso, o próprio CR7 ja cedeu de fazer HAT TRICK para dar a oportunidade para os colegas que nao estavam bem e viviam um momento ruim, o Benzema, mane algumas vezes e etc...

Ta ai a explicação pq matam e morrem pelo Messi. 🇦🇷 DUVIDO que Cristiano Ronaldo faria isso por um companheiro de seleção 🇵🇹 Messi deixou otamendi bater o pênalti em sua última partida pela Argentina em solo nacional

@DawnCampbe34404 @ZacharyMcR28365 @PierrePoilievre @rickmercer Stepped on a snail this morning with a higher IQ than yours. Mthrfckr.

@IvantheTerr72 @ZacharyMcR28365 @PierrePoilievre @rickmercer Name calling, especially the R word. Says a lot about your lack of intellect.

MARK CARNEY IS LOOTING CANADA.

@DawnCampbe34404 @ZacharyMcR28365 @PierrePoilievre @rickmercer To each its own. Fckng retrd

@IvantheTerr72 @ZacharyMcR28365 @PierrePoilievre @rickmercer Proud of it.

@DawnCampbe34404 @ZacharyMcR28365 @PierrePoilievre @rickmercer Typical mthrfckng piece of sh#t rtrded pile of xcremnt libTURD

@ZacharyMcR28365 Maybe clean yourself up as you look like a drug felon. Please try to be clean. Or you are left in the pool of the people you are being racist against. POS. You can leave anytime. Oh you are a POS. How much is @PierrePoilievre paying you. BTW you are NO @rickmercer so stop pacing.

@MichelleLA1981 Good stuff. My 14 yr old is borderline homophobic. You have to raise them well. The older 3 are more “polite” about it but all are proud right wing bigots.

Kept my kids home today from school as it's Transgender awareness day and we dont celebrate mental illness.

@34kInferno @preta_6 I’ve never seen a country up to the elbows of mthrfckng RETRDS like you and yet here we are.

@preta_6 I've never seen the official opposition in a Country run an actual loser as their leader Only Canada does this.

Canada is officially the most embarrassing country on earth

@preta_6 Its a clownshow. A shitshow.

On April 1, 2026, (tomorrow) Canadians will face a 2% federal excise tax increase on beer, wine, and other alcohol. The industrial carbon tax is set to rise 16%, which will also raise consumer prices and federal payroll taxes for CPP and EI will increase. Fortunately we can rest easy knowing that on the same day Mark Carney is getting a $17,600 dollar increase & all Federal MP’s are receiving an $8800 increase & Ministers are receiving a $13000 thousand dollar increase. We are and always will be the fools on April fools day under the Liberal Government.

@yonkojohn And they are still reviewing my Credit since April 2025

CRA has 60,000 employees for 42 million population and USA, IRS has 89,000 employees for 377 million population. Canada one employee per 700 people, USA one employee for 4,236 population!

@FCB_nenn Penaldo debe ser el jugador mas payaso de la historia

@__ElBicho007 Crees que esto es tennis retrasado mental? Estos Penaldistas imbeciles hijos de puta son un verdadero caso de estudio.

Cada vez se agiganta más la leyenda de Cristiano Ronaldo, mientras otros futbolistas fallaron en el intento, Ronaldo clasificó a su país a todos los mundiales y Eurocopas con una selección pequeña que no existe en el futbol, y ganó 3 títulos. Simplemente el GOAT. 🐐

@xaviersegovia32 La delantera Equina

Ebelio Ordóñez y Gustavo Potro Figueroa, delanteros del Club Sport Emelec en la temporada 2005. ¿Recuerdas cómo le decían a su dupla?

@MarcNixon24 Yup

@MarcNixon24 He doesn’t care about Alberta, or anybody else. At the end of the day, Ontario practically elects the Prime Minister.

SICKENING Mark Carney GIVES $4.4 Billion to Ontario for Housing. The REST of Canada 🇨🇦 NOTHING WHO PAYS - YOU PAY even if you do not live in Ontario. This is 100% VOTE Buying for the By-Election. DISGUSTING