Cody Ivey

@canyondoc @heyitsmeCarolyn Why are the bags in the fridge? It’s an engagement video

@heyitsmeCarolyn Okay, but WHY is toilet paper in the freezer? Somebody got hemorrhoids or what? weird

How did I not know this until now!? 🤔

@MarcNixon24 Not everyone eating steaks most the week . And it states average family

DETACHED FROM REALITY Mark Carney just claimed the average FAMILY spends $800 per month on groceries or $10,000 per year. Has he gone to the grocery store? 4 steaks 🥩 is $100 only one meal If you ate BEEF 20 days a month x $100 that’s $2,000 without veggies, fruit or carbs

@VinnysCorner1 I wouldn’t watch anything for 2 mill

Would you quit watching the NFL for 2 million dollars?

@AZ_Intel_ Arrested?

VIDEO: Attacker arrested after attempting to behead a man in Belfast, Northern Ireland.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Loser move

This happened at country pop star Morgan Wallen’s concert Friday night in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. A fan handed her phone to a security guard. The security guard was standing with her face to the crowd and her back to the stage and was filming Morgan. Morgan comes over and crouches down and gives the phone camera a look, walks away, then comes back and grabs the phone out of the security guard’s hands and then turns around and chucks the phone off the stage. A lot of people are upset with Morgan, I get it, but many people pointed out that the security guard wasn’t doing her job. They said when you sign up for the job, the job entails making sure that you are enforcing no videoing. I personally have never seen a venue employee or security guard, whatever she was, film the performer for a fan. But, depending on the venue, and looking at Morgan’s policies, he allows videoing, not sure about the venue though. Why chuck the phone? 🤯 Do you think the security guard is to blame or do you think Morgan was just acting like a jerk by tossing that fan’s phone?

@Jayde8700 No child benefit or anything here

Today, 18 million Canadians received a GST grocery rebate. My family pays more GST than the average Canadian, yet we don’t get a dime back. We’re apparently too “well off” to qualify, but not too well off to keep footing the bill while politicians spend taxpayer money like it’s monopoly money. Make it make sense.

@kjc_2599 Went to a game once and loved it. Would by season tickets but I work away

Calgary Sports and Entertainment have completely given up on this team. Fan experience is the same from 20 years ago, worst stadium in the league, highest ticket prices that continuously never get sold. A real shame to what was once a CFL stronghold #cfl #stamps

@stats_feed “Natural flavours “ is where they hide the recipe

If Coca Cola formula is a secret, what do they write on “ingredients”? If some ingredients are missing from the label, why do the regulators allow them to do that?

@achadosviraisof Future proof

Engenheiros, estou cansada de fingir, por favor, expliquem isto?

@ThrillaRilla369 literally

What’s a common saying that annoys you? I’ll go first: I digress

@FFBTheGoat69 depends on if he's never truly lifted weights or ate to gain weight. newbie gains. but as a pro athlete, i dunno

Anyone that thinks a player can gain 10 pounds muscle in a few months has never worked out before

@MySportsUpdate What about defensive turnovers

Fun question: #Titans HC Robert Saleh was asked would he rather have no injuries for an entire season or no turnovers for an entire season: “Turnovers. Turnovers, to me, are the No. 1 indicator of wins and losses in all of football through the history of time.”

@BoujeeFinances nope, I couldn't imagine

Do you think making $200k is enough to allow your wife to become a stay at home mom?

@WoydeRick @imfat My tfsa is 23% ytd. But it’s also capped at 100k

@imfat There are no savings accounts offering 5.25%

Savings accounts paying 5.25% is insane. Put $2,000,000 in one and that’s $100K+ a year doing nothing. Money really makes money.

Tennessee Titans fans. I’ve been a fan all my life but have never been to Nashville or attended an NFL game. Finally in a position where I can make the trip, so would it be better to go this year or wait for the new stadium?

@Neo__Hq @Cobratate Dropping the hard R at the end what

🚨JUST IN: Andrew Tate seemed visibly upset after having to update his $6.000.000 Koenigsegg Jesko once again: "Ahh, so how do you guys feel when your Koenigsegg Jesko is Updating? I am sure this is a common problem that everyone has." "Yeah…this sucks bro."

@yooperfpv @alphafox Your not supposed to bike on a sidewalk

@alphafox Its a shared path. The bipedal person can walk on the grass easier than a bike. pretty easy to pick a side of the sidewalk like most people do. Should have wiped his ass in front of his kid.

Who is the real Karen here - 🤔 Biker refuses to use the grass to avoid pedestrians on the sidewalk. Pedestrians get annoyed he is making them move, yet he insists he has the right of way.

@NFL_DovKleiman Antonio, megatron, chase

All in their prime, you can only choose 3:

@miliondouga I don’t think you’re supposed to remove it yourself

@TheRealKeean Indians

At a European airport. Every gate heading to a Canadian city is packed with confused Indians in wheelchairs. Can someone explain what causes this?