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@_____Salt___ Du musst die HERKUNFT beim EINZAHLEN von Bargeld angeben. Die Bank weiß doch, wo es herkommt, wenn du es ausgibst. Wie es da drauf gekommen ist und von wem wurde bei der Überweisung registriert. Und wo es hingeht ist überhaupt nicht relevant.
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Ich möchte 15.000 € abheben.
Bank: Wofür ist das Geld?
Das geht Sie nichts an, es ist mein Geld.
Bank: Ab einem Betrag von 10.000 € sind wir verpflichtet, einen Nachweis über Herkunft bzw. Verwendungszweck zu verlangen. Ohne diese Angaben wird die Auszahlung in der Regel nicht erfolgen.
(Wenn du eine Erlaubnis brauchst, um dein eigenes Geld abzuheben, dann ist es nicht mehr dein Geld.)
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@KreisMartina09 @BockwurstClown “Ihn”, nicht “ihm”. Da gehört der Akkusativ hin.
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@BockwurstClown Ihr könnt ihm mal gepflegt am Arsch lecken; rechte Kohle will der nicht!
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@Kryptotajeer In Islam it isn’t called prostitution but marriage for a day.
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@SizweBansii Are Christian minorities in Muslim countries benefitting from the diversity Muslims wish to install in Japan?
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@j_fishback @elonmusk I’m sure he could do a guest lecture. But knowing your stuff doesn’t mean you know how to teach it. That’s a whole different field. Plus the pedagogics, he is missing. So no, people should not just be allowed in schools as a teacher.
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All 50 states would block @elonmusk from teaching a high-school physics class because he doesn’t have a government-issued "teaching certificate." We’ve got professionals and retirees in all 50 states—engineers who built bridges, pilots who’ve flown across the world, and doctors and nurses who’ve saved lives—who would love to volunteer to teach.
Yet they can’t because teachers unions have lobbied to create barriers. As Governor, I will tear down these barriers and invite professionals and retirees into our schools to teach and inspire young men and women.
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@vaidyaparampara Loaded with nicotine?
One potato has roughly 1/18,000th the nicotine of a cigarette by mass. You’d need to eat something like 15,000–20,000 potatoes in one sitting to get the nicotine equivalent of one cigarette.
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@ImMeme0 Just keep calling it white privilege, so you can make people feel guilty for having an easy life. Why should you call it black disadvantage? That would shift the blame to the system that causes the rift. I will not apologise for the fact that there are band aids in my skin color.
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@SaltyBitch_52 Then why not buy the ink online?
As printers are getting older, their cartridges are not sought after as much. Fewer turnover means higher production cost. Try Epson ecotank. You can refill it yourself. Look for a printer that uses cheap ink rather than buying a cheap printer.
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@la_rue70 @FlagAndFire Every child goes through that phase. They become aware of what they are eating long after they already fell in love with animals.
My daughter had the same reaction. But when she heard that this meant no more Kebap or fish fingers, she changed her mind quickly. 🤣
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@FlagAndFire She’s brainwashed. Poor kid will miss so much in life
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What do you think she had for dinner?
German Shepherd Dad 🇺🇸 & 🔥@FlagAndFire
Crayfish? Yes or No?
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@CNviolations Yes and no, insulin resistance can play a huge part. But, where you don’t pour water it cannot be wet. And where you don’t put food, there can not be fat. Also, insulin resistance is the result of visceral fat, not the cause.
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Anything except taking responsibility
x.com/oliviakrolczyk…
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@Mappy6984 I’d be more concerned about the bleaching before the rainbow colors. There is a reason why they are not suitable for children. They are so harsh even on adult skin.
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@AntiWokeMemes You went out in a bra. I guess the employee in that shop felt what everyone in the comment section is wondering too: Where is the shirt?
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@Skriptkeeper17 The change is only about loan limits—not about the value of the degree or whether it is a “profession.”
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@Ambar_SIFF_MRA That’s why loser friends are underrated. You only need to be better than them. Easy. 🤣
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