Izzy Imp ⚥

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There are people I know who treat me like Hitler Jr. for prefering here over FB and Bluesky. I can't help that those places are over saturated in losers while actual interesting people post here. I love the response "Elon!" like the Zucc is an angel. Obese blue hairs, idc 🤷‍♂️

This is the most accurate depiction of being a sensitive young man in all of media

Finally 👏👏👏

oh is it cringe?? you think it’s cringe???? does little baby hate seeing himself reflected in the extremely human foibles of the other?????? GROW UP

Happy International Woman’s Day to the Rod and Todd Flanders from this Simpsons comic circa 2000

If you don't think you're ready to kill yourself, be the oldest person at a house show full of kids who learned how to skank from Tik Tok.

My code: 157637912335 #PokemonGOfriends

A lot of people are one sepia tone anime away from "figuring it all out".

Americans don’t even hold anti-war demonstrations anymore. They just look at you like this when we bomb another country.

In my highly haggard state of being, my best life advice is to never trust Disney adults. It could actually save your life, no joke.

The 10th generation Pokémon starters have been revealed: - Caleb - Patrick - Cameron

@Trey_Explainer Absolutely

As someone who has never seen it, is Serial Experiments Lain actually worthy of an intro *that* hard?

I've never visited AO3 or read a fan fiction, & I do believe this will get me into Heaven.

Like, this is a connecting sequence of events for a shitty person. Ex GF has never been more beautiful & popular, & this little shit has to resort to the alt-right grift for any lingering attention. IT'S ALL SO MUCH SADDER/FUNNIER WHEN YOU HAVE THE WHOLE PICTURE!

I wish any of the many people rightfully dunking on Jake Munro knew about his saga with Toxic Tears, how he was a in a committed relationships for YEARS & one day just randomly drops his (at the time) loving partner for lols. Then she glows up & he loses a bunch of followers.

My code: 157637912335 #PokemonGOfriends

Bruh, this dude in Bolivia has invited me to raids that have gotten me 2 LEGENDARIES. This dude's come more in clutch for me than mine own father has. The internet is still beautiful.

There is no trans utopia space because trans people are unfortunately still human, and humans are fucking awful, especially to each other. Love unfollowing a slew of trans women for being absolute hateful bitches to trans men/intersex peeps.

HAPPY FUN LA LA LA HUMAN SMUGGLING FENTANYL DEATHS