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@J3ffMiller
Personal account of Jeff Miller. I'm the guy who makes bronze derby covers for Harley-Davidson motorcycles. Check them out: @OmahaDerbyCover.






What is the point of hotel check-in desk people anymore? Why isn't this 100% automated? Verify your ID, pay, get entry code. Why are humans still doing this?








Matchbooks from the American roadside.

Samson, a breeding bull for hire, is greeted by a pasture full of cows



🚨 BREAKING: Mass grave in Gaza containing 300 people has been discovered. Small children were killed with their hands tied behind their backs. Many bodies missing organs.


Being “rich” is a relative term. If everybody's rich, nobody's rich. No matter how rich you are, somebody's so much richer than you that by contrast, you are poor. The equation’s the same, only inverted, for being poor. There's always somebody worse off than you, compared to whom, you're rich. The hardest thing to have is “enough.” But for those who believe they have enough, rich and poor are descriptors for other people only. Sufficiency is the true means of being comfortable. In the Lord's Prayer, “Give us this day our daily bread” is a prayer for enough. Seeking to be rich is a denial of even the concept of enough. It is wealth that never gets over the fear of poverty. It cannot be satisfied. And for those with enough, it is not envy, but pity they feel for those endlessly hungry “rich.”



A girl shared her experience of being stopped by airport security for a luggage check during her travels. While waiting at the baggage carousel, a detection dog wouldn't stop sniffing her bag. Although she knew she wasn't carrying anything illegal, her mind was racing with 7,749 scenarios in which drug traffickers might have framed her. When security opened her luggage, they discovered a package of dog treats: it turned out they were snacks she had bought as a gift for her own dog at home. 😂😂 As she was leaving, she overheard the officer scolding the dog: "Could you take this more seriously? We haven't even deducted your salary yet!"







