Jamie Anderson

I find it funny how people think suing works. You found glass in your McDonalds milkshake and were completely unharmed by it? On the Internet, they'll act like you're due some enormous pay out, despite no damages. A £20 voucher is probably the best you can expect for it.

@goodbadftblpod How many centre backs have 15, or even 10 brilliant seasons

Paul Scholes doesn't think Virgil van Dijk is up there with the very best centre backs... ❌

@UtdVault @cork_reds Where was the offside meant to be?

@UtdFaithfuls 1,125 league minutes for Chelsea 2,195 league minutes for United last season. 1,935 in all comps for Chelsea 3,538 in all comps for United last season

🚨🗣 - Alejandro Garnacho on where it went wrong for him at Man Utd: "I remember in the last six months I was just not playing like before at United. "I started to be on the bench, it's not bad thing, I was only 20 years old, but in my mind it was like I had to play EVERY game. "Maybe it is also on me, I started to do some BAD things. But yes, it was just this moment in life and sometimes you have to make decisions. “With United, I have nothing wrong to say about the club, no one in the club or the teammates. It's just a moment in life that change and life continues. I have no regrets."

@RetroMCFC Some Dudek type goalkeeping going on here

Carlos Tevez (x2) and Craig Bellamy (x2) 🆚 Chelsea (27/02/2010) #MCFC #CHEMCI #ManCity

@theawayfans They played against each other 9 times. In those games, Vidic scored as many goals as Agbonlahor

Gabby Agbonlahor on Nemanja Vidić: “Yeah and I tore him apart twice, he was no where near levels of Ferdinand, Terry or Virgil van Dijk, I’ve said it before, I didn’t find Vidic hard to play against.” "He was the same level as Martin Skrtel. Solid good player. Not elite." Agbonlahor won just 1 game against United in 22 attempts. He lost 8 times against Vidic - including his only league cup final appearance. He can't be serious 🤣

@shaimoss If they had the ownership rules they have now in 2005, Man United would be in no debt

Man U £1.3b in debt & Newcastle debt free … Have to sell due to SCR - it’s an absolute joke

@jhlfcynwa17 @AndyHa_ Very overrated

@AndyHa_ jokes aside this movie is an absolute masterpiece

5:30pm, Super Sunday

Turns out he will NOT be playing for England either 😎 How’d you like them apples Harvey ma man

@adam___74 Correct

British when they lose English when they win Unbelievable 😂😂😂😂😂

@seidodge @Robbie_OR youtu.be/QNjSGjafngA?si…

@Robbie_OR Felt the same way. I needed something about the way he constantly pushed for Mason Greenwood, or the million times he’d mention a specific transfer but not others

While I appreciate any attempt to take Romano down, this isn't as juicy as I thought it would be

@ToonFan14 Newcastle have scored more penalties than Man United in every single one of the last 5 seasons

I’m so bored of this. You get big 6 fans saying “clear foul” etc. It literally isn’t to ANYONE ELSE. You think this is a blatant foul because you’re used to being given it. NO ONE ELSE IS! It’s no longer a sport.

@mcginnisthegoat Spending 96% of your turnover on nothing but wages cannot be sustainable

But we are the ones not in line with PSR 🤣🤣🤣 thank fuck the rules are changing

@FortuneFpl @utdreport @MatteMoretto It's wages. Rashford is on £18m a year and clubs don't want to touch it

@utdreport @MatteMoretto Omari Hutchinson - £37.5m Dango Outtara - £42m Marcus Rashford - Barca refusing to pay £26m Make it make sense?

Barcelona want to pay slightly less than the €30m buy option for Marcus Rashford, as talks between the clubs have begun. Michael Carrick would like to bring him back, but Rashford wants to stay at Barça [@MatteMoretto]

@AdmiralUK hi there, I'm trying to access my account but when I do I get this message. I definitely do have an active policy and paid you £600+ a few months ago for it. Can you help? Thanks

@angel_elixir He basically said that Mbeumo has been a better signing than anything Arsenal and Chelsea bought in the summer and you've decided he means that Arsenal should buy Mbeumo from United

So in essence what are you saying Gary? That Arsenal should come for one of our best players to help them win the league so the club you support continues to have average players in the mould of Garnacho? We don’t deserve good things. Paul Scholes: “Even when he [Martínez] is fit, he’s not good enough to win the Premier League with.” Roy Keane: Talent is not enough. Bruno’s a talented player, but talent’s not enough. Bruno is not a fighter. You want someone going, ‘Lads, are you with me? Are you with me? Is it safe to say the “ class of 92” wish for us to regress consistently so their status as the pioneers of success in this club can be maintained. I can’t wrap my head around why they are so jealous whenever we have something good.

@biggusdickus034 @LazyPipe @OrwellNGoode Have you seen the show? Clearly they just made up a lot of the story as they went along

@LazyPipe @OrwellNGoode Why wouldn't they just film all the flashbacks before they filmed the actual show

@ntisec @sciencegirl Also the shaking hand, but managing to hold the camera perfectly still

@sciencegirl Clickbait .. That size sawdisc does not fit the angle grinder she is holding.

The importance of work safety equipment

@DSpencer1982 @bluenoseboy99 @The_Forty_Four The ones pitchside are pundits

@bluenoseboy99 @The_Forty_Four Tbf she did say as pundits, she's still talking shite mind

UGHHH ENI ALUKO IS UNBEARBALE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SimplyUtd That's 4 players, what about the rest of the team

Gary Neville after Man Utd lost to City in 2025. "Amorim hasn't got the right players that fit this system. A manager has to adapt" Gary Neville in 2026: "Yoro, Martinez, Maguire, Shaw. They weren't suited to a back 4. They're suited actually to play in a back 3" Such hypocrisy. 🤡☹️