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Time for UK🇬🇧 to re-join European Union 🇪🇺

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

My daughters' sleeping positions change every time I see them; I never get tired of watching them 🤣

Greatest solo ever, greatest rebel crowd. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird (Live 1977) youtu.be/vza3CSEPLAo?si… via @YouTube

Based George Simion: “Grindeanu nu mai știe dacă este în opoziție sau la putere și pretinde că e Robin Hood”

@TarmoFella Thank you, Ukraine! 🇺🇦

“Thank you for heroically protecting us for four years!” Billboard in Banska Stiavnica, Slovakia 🇸🇰

The audacity of Hungary's government is staggering. They are completely dependent on EU money as a major net recipient, yet they constantly undermine European security from within. We cannot keep funding a government that actively acts against our interests

@SamaHoole These activists are more annoying the bikers. I’m thinking pedals not cuts.

Activist: "The water usage for beef is obscene. Thousands of litres per kilogram." Farmer: "That's rainfall." Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The figure includes all the rain that falls on the pasture. The cows drink from the stream. The rain falls whether there's a cow here or not." Activist: "It's still water consumption." Farmer: "Should I stop the rain falling on my field?" Activist: "Grow crops instead. More efficient." Farmer: "This is a 35-degree slope in the Welsh hills. Show me the crop." Activist: "Technology..." Farmer: "To make tractors climb mountains?" Activist: "There must be a solution." Farmer: "There is. It's called a cow." Activist: [checks phone]

BREAKING DECENCY 🤢🇺🇸: Video shows convicted rapist and president of United States Donald Trump repeatedly touching woman, a secret service agent in her butt at the WH. She seems very uncomfortable with it. How the hell is this a normal behavior?

Here’s Trump sexually assaulting a secret service agent, y’all. What. The. Absolute. Fuck.

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NEW: French sailor reveals position of aircraft carrier with his fitness app. Run tracking app @Strava shows Charles de Gaulle as it steams across the Med. #stravaleaks strike..again! Story by @lemonde. 1/

Today's announcement is a win for Canada and the Canadian Armed Forces. Rifles remain foundational to soldier effectiveness in the field, and this development brings over 40 years of technology evolution to Canada's fighting forces. 1/3

@Starbucks care to comment

@piatavictoriei @AneGhetu9825 Ce poate face AI e incredibil, nu?

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@polidemitolog The Serbs are awakening 😂

This is the high point of my career. Things can only go downhill from here. P.S. My Jewish friends tell me that without payes, I still look too secular.

@TylerDurden @MalcolmNance I asked my French waiter for a soy milk latte with a shot of espresso and he said no.

I’m currently in Viet Nam and rumours on the street is they have almost run out of fuel. 40% increase in price overnight. They asked China to lend them jet fuel and they’ve said no.