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Day 1: it's going to take a couple of days Day 20: ok we need 200 billion dollars

"The world, the Middle East, our ungrateful allies in Europe, even segments of our own press, should be saying one thing to President Trump: Thank You!" We’re helplessly watching how a gang of criminally insane, ruinous cretins is blowing up the world out of sheer stupidity.

Jimmy Kimmel: “The only war Trump had an exit plan for was Vietnam.”

Japanese PM Sanae Takaichi's reaction as Trump says "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Habour?" Undoubtedly the worst American diplomatic gaffe in post-war US-Japan history.

@kazanf Îi anunță rușii - ca pe Trump - că îi au la mână cu diverse și că trebuie să joace cum cântă ei sau dau pe goarnă ce știu/au :)

Oare ce patesc unii in timp? 🤣🤣

Applause in the European Parliament as Hungary's obese Russian-backed stooge Orban is called a useful idiot and tool of Putin.

Înregistrare Sebastian Ghiță: ”Cei mai mulți bani îi lua de la Elan Schwartzenberg. Ăla se învârte cu toate serviciile, cu israelieni, cu ruși”

Gomez: You said the only person who determine if it’s an imminent threat is the president. Do you stand by that statement? Gabbard: I do Gomez: Director Ratcliffe, do you agree with that? Ratcliffe: The president makes that decision Gomez: Why do you guys even have jobs?

Orbán now says he doesn’t think Putin is the aggressor and sees no moral duty to support Ukraine. Another reminder that this a corrupt, spineless and pathetic leader who is dragging his country down while echoing Kremlin narratives. And the bastard also thinks that Ukraine wanting to decide its own future, to join NATO or the EU, is something it shouldn’t have been allowed to do. Moral bankruptcy.

Merz roasting AfD in Bundestag: "Ladies and gentlemen, the reality of life for people in Ukraine is different from what you experience at your cocktail receptions at the Russian embassy here in Berlin or during luxurious trips to Moscow." (Applause) Watch Alice Weidel's face.

În atenția domnului Guru și a doamnei Cristela

Two traitors are set to meet in Hungary in the coming days to plot how to influence the Hungarian elections. In the picture, only Putin is missing from between them...

The state of America right now. They find comfort in other people suffering

@metalllom @ChrisO_wiki Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most

@ChrisO_wiki And then Finn went home and got arrested for a Facebook post

An old joke, newly relevant: A Finn and a Russian are fishing on opposite sides of a river along the border between their countries. The Finn pulls fish after fish out of the water, to the Russian's growing frustration. Finally, the Russian can't bear it any more and bursts out: "How come you're getting all the fish?" The Finn replies calmly: "It's because the fish on your side are too afraid to open their mouths."

The United States of America is no longer classified as a liberal democracy according to annual report released by the Varieties of Democracy Institute at Sweden's Gothenburg University, one of the most respected global sources on the health of democratic nations.

To remind Donald Trump and his supporters why the US now finds itself without allies willing to provide the help Trump desperately wants but claims he doesn’t need, in the war he says he won, here’s a sample of the many comments he has made about US allies over the past year. 🧵

Și lumea civilizată este indignată că rușii atacă de ani de zile, cu același tip de echipament, milioane de ucraineni, copii, femei și bătrâni, în casele lor. Și lumea civilizată este indignată că rușii atacă de ani de zile, folosind același tip de echipament, blocuri, școli, spitale, locuri de joacă, magazine, trenuri sau stații de transport în comun din țara vecină. Și lumea civilizată este indignată că rușii atacă de ani de zile, folosind același tip de echipament, infrastructura energetică civilă a unui stat vecin, obligând milioane de civili să trăiască fără căldură, apă și minime condiții pentru secolul XXI. Rusul își schimbă ambasadorul, dar năravul ba.

Harta fragmentelor de rachete și drone identificate pe teritoriul Republicii Moldova după declanșarea războiului la scară largă de către Rusia împotriva Ucrainei.

-Domnule Georgescu, cum va pozitionati vizavi de Donald Trump si Benjamin Netanyahu in acest razboi cu Iranul? -Vedeti voi, este un razboi in primul rand teopolitic. Este o lupta intre vazduh si cer. Intre huma si glie. Intre pisc si plai. -Am inteles. -Intre cuget si perceptie. -Puteti sa va opriti. -Intre Mega Image si Delhaize. -Haideti, va rog. -Intre BRD si Group Societe Generale. -.... -Intre Oapbabaluba Aoapbambu si Tutti Frutti. -Deja o dati in onomatopee. -Intre chin si amin. -Haideti domnule ca asta e film... -Intre fesieri si cur. -Iesiti afara. (Deiu Stancu / FB)

Russia is now expanding its intelligence sharing and military cooperation with Iran, providing satellite imagery and improved drone technology to help Iran target US troops. Meanwhile, Vladimir Putin's portrait continues to be displayed in the White House.