Sheriff Tri-pod

@elonmusk Own a M3 and I'm sorry but I don't trust this one bit. The phantom braking and curve assist on straight roads I experience weekly is almost enough to make me want to sell the car that I actually love.

Tesla AI Vision deploys airbags before impact, which greatly reduces risk of injury or death. This comes for free on all new cars.

@rawsalerts Why does Kash always have that look on his face like Will Ferrells wedding photo in Old School

🚨#BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted on charges of threatening the president’s life. An arrest warrant has been issued and now he could face up to 10-20 years in prison

@divakatana Ok, I can't resist letting you know what a fool you are by posting what you did. *Chem Chem Chem* SOUTHWEST DOESN'T HAVE FIRST CLASS YOU DUMB TWIT!

@divakatana @RyanJones @Delta Of course you're not and I'm not going to explain what an idiot you are either🙄🤦‍♂️

First world problem: I’m boarding my @Delta flight. Family with kids boarded ahead of me. They’re sitting in the back. I’m 1A. They put 3 bags in the first class overhead. I say excuse me I’m in 1A can you leave me room for my bags and take yours to your seat please? Flight attendant yelled at me and made me put my bag in the middle of the plane. I know it’s petty but If you’re in first class that should be your space.

@divakatana @RyanJones @Delta Please please please tell me you're joking? If not, the post you made describes yourself perfectly.

@JA_MS_25 @RyanJones @Delta You obviously have not flown lately. This definitely happens. I have experienced this on both American and Southwest.

@smith_john48158 @RyanJones Nope not Delta 🤡

@JA_MS_25 @RyanJones Not delta

@daaammm9 @RyanJones The Tri-Pod swings a big hammer. Don't hate the player, hate the game...🥱

@JA_MS_25 @RyanJones Sheriff Tri-pod is regularly flying first class…? Across multiple airlines? Lmao “I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for $500 Alex” 🙄

@RyanJones I fly a lot more than the average person and a good portion of it is F/C. EVERY major carriers bin space in F/C says "Reserved for F/C passengers". So I'm calling BS on your engagement farming post...

@JA_MS_25 if I was making up a story for attention, why the hell would it be this boring one?

@JohnMac06175829 @ofcrdeonjoseph Written by someone approx. 60 years after death and had never even met him. Spare me with your sky daddy bullshit...

@JA_MS_25 @ofcrdeonjoseph One day, at the name of Jesus, every knee shall bow, of those in heaven, and of those on earth, and of those under the earth,  and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

I was 100% captured by this. 🤣🤣🤣. Great commentary. Way to go rabbit.

@JohnMac06175829 @ofcrdeonjoseph Oh Jesus Christ STFU!

@ofcrdeonjoseph No cause to use the Name in vain here - Jesus Christ is not a swear word to be used anytime you get excited

@Willmburke @DschlopesIsBack Your gynecologist called and said you missed your last appointment.

I find this vid being reposted repeatedly offensive. Initially, a prank which resulted in interns being fired, for good reason. Perhaps if the names reflected American, or Hispanic, or Black, or Islamic names - the disgust would result in it's disappearance. (Then again, maybe not). That said, enough of the Beavis and Butthead calibre humor.

Never forget the pilots of Asiana Flight 214 -Captain Sum Ting Wong -Wi Tu Lo -Ho Lee Fuk -Bang Ding Ow

@attackdogX As a Mn native and have been gone for 23 years, this is one of the funniest skits I've ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂

When your roommates are from Minnesota 🤣

@Enezator All the people gushing over the Nova winning. Tell me you’ve never been to a drag strip without telling me you’ve never been to a drag strip….🙄

Damn, that launch was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. 🔥

Any tips that actually work?

@RealBababanaras Moral of the story: Don’t fuck with our boats…

BREAKING : After failed attempt by Iran to target US aircraft carrier, Israel & U.S. Airforce launched a large scale attack on Iranian infrastructure across Iran. A package of over 70 fighter jets are participating. Multiple explosions are being reported across the Iran.

WOW🚨: Candace Owens launches a surprising attack on citizen journalist Nick Shirley. In her latest episode, she dismisses his hard-hitting investigative reporting as: • Stupid • Dumb • Completely made up She even mocks him for being a "nice looking white boy" who couldn't possibly infiltrate or expose these stories on the ground. Meanwhile, Shirley's viral video uncovered massive alleged Somali-run daycare fraud in Minnesota — complete with receipts — sparking national outrage, helping push Tim Walz out of politics, freezing federal funding, and prompting congressional scrutiny. One video delivering real results vs. endless commentary with zero impact? The contrast is clear. What is she so JEALOUS about???

@RealBababanaras You could smell them coming from the Atlantic...

BREAKING: India has asserted that no permission is required for its vessels to transit the Strait of Hormuz, calling it an international passage. Meanwhile, the Indian Navy has deployed 7 warships near the Strait of Hormuz to safeguard India-bound ships. Message is clear.

@0hour1 As a member of the affected “white men” listed, we humbly concede and pass this to our black brothers. However we will rent you a forklift to move her

Thank God.

@wonderartsy @IfindRetards we have a potential candidate for Retard of the decade.

Still masking because I don't have universal healthcare and can't afford to be sick. #MaskUp #VirusesAreAirborne