
Joris Alexander
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Joris Alexander
@JAlexander8511
Socialist, Asshole, Nerd.


first time i've ever gotten this notification on my ps3 and ngl it scared the shit outta me 💀

Mixtape has music that will NEVER run out of license, not even GTA has that in their games. It’s not an indie game you retard it’s a fucking psyop project funded by billionaires & Astro turfed by games journalists to see how they can artificially power up the reach of a project by their recommendation alone. Stop sucking the industries shaft so much, at this point you’re doing tricks on it. Mixtape is about as indie as I am a biological woman x.com/gonintendotwee…


Art of #Superman is gone~ In Man of Steel, he’s punches and kicks felt powerful enough to create shockwaves—you could feel the weight and danger behind them. Now it just feels hollow. He flies and kicks Ultraman, but there’s no impact behind it. I’m glad I love #ManOfSteel.









Love the new "realism" change in Helldivers 2 where the directional shield blocks my own lasers. Makes total sense a sci-fi shield can’t tell friend from enemy, really immersive when I’m my own biggest counter. Thank you Arrowhead.




Our Greatest Grand Prix is.... #McLarenF1




Best average finishing position in 2021 Max Verstappen - 1.84 Lewis Hamilton - 2.76 - MASSIVE GAP - Valtteri Bottas - 5.00 Sergio Perez - 6.16 Carlos Sainz - 6.50 Charles Leclerc - 6.60 Lando Norris - 6.62 Pierre Gasly - 7.22 Daniel Ricciardo - 8.10 Fernando Alonso - 9.05






CAR OR CAR MERCHANT? When Lewis Hamilton caught COVID and missed Sakhir 2020, Mercedes W11 didn’t even notice. Then, a likeable young George Russell jumps in cold, shoes too small, zero practice and casually smokes Valtteri Bottas, the guy who’d been nursing that same rocket ship all year. OR just maybe, just maybe, Valterri never had party mode. George was pulling gaps like it was a go-kart, while Bottas looked like he was driving in wet concrete. Lewis watching from his sick bed, Wait… my unbeatable Mercedes is THAT fast even without me?... Turns out he needed the greatest cheat code ever built just to look unbeatable. The W11 was doing the driving. Lewis was just holding the wheel.














my thing about this movie is why do they have to recreate his magic when i can open youtube and watch like 20 of the greatest music videos of all time and that didnt have a budget of $200 million




