Johnny California

Mr. Pumpey's heart leapt into his throat at the thought of spending this Scary Movie Month over at BlueSky! Yay! Pumpey's woke. Literally. @jbfthismovie.bsky.social

The new season of #thelastdrivein kicks off with a 100th birthday celebration on March 7 (several of you have already guessed what that is), and we're back to double features this year, so either take a nap in the afternoon or call in sick because we're gonna get CRAZY.

I know I will be taking a good look…

Lost Episode!

It’s the most beautiful thing that I have ever seen. Big thanks to Ryan C!

Just received my copy of Zoomar. Been wanting to read this forever! What’s Zoomar, you ask? Read about it here: fthismovie.net/?m=1

What genius decided to close the entire parking lot in front of the Oxnard Post Office two weeks before Christmas? #sorrysanta

Two new Christmas ornaments in honor of last week’s column: fthismovie.net/2024/11/johnny…

@janbottig In her defense, it’s a GREAT mop.

I’ve recently turned “I’m *treating* myself to a new MOP!” years old. Yes, we can have cake to celebrate and no, don’t worry about crumbs because guess what

Why did I slather my bald head with ketchup and mustard? Find out today at F This Movie! fthismovie.net/2024/11/johnny…

Johnny Deadline: @JBFThisMovie uses the recent 4K release as a reason to write about THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI: fthismovie.net/2024/11/johnny…

Happy Halloween! We've got a new show for our Exclusive Content Patreon subscribers featuring @patrickbromley and @JBFThisMovie talking the 1999 miracle movie that is RAVENOUS! Join now to unlock this episode and all our bonus content! patreon.com/posts/ftm-patr…

Spooky goodness…

Happy All Hallow’s Eve Eve from Mr. Pumpey.

“I have the heart of a little boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.” See what makes my little heart skip a beat, today at F This Movie: fthismovie.net/2024/10/johnny…. You can still participate in the Scary Movie Month Challenge!

Mr. Pumpey hates when he is invited to a “Costumes Optional” Halloween party… and some guests arrive naked.

@mikkovsviinikka The ghost in question died of geographical ignorance.

Mr. Pumpey asks, “What is the ghost’s favorite Eastern European country?” Answer: Boo-dapest. Happy October; I’m back, baby!

Chilling! Weird! Spine-tingling! Enjoy!

Mr. Pumpey asks, “Why is there always a fence around a cemetery?” Answer: Because everybody is dying to get in. Happy October, recently deceased.