Lord of Chaol Ghleann8

@NoContextBrits Nakitomi Tower.

If you know, you know.

@AbakpaJob Start it tomorrow

can we please start a support group for procrastinators?

What's the score?

@NotFarLeftAtAll Electricity

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

@ZiaYusufUK As "Shadow Home Secretary" lol, do you travel to the Palace of Westminster every day and work from your office there?

Civil servants are demanding to not have to go into the office because of fuel prices. If they try these stunts under a Reform government they can spend all the time they want at home. Unpaid. Forever.

Lots of Arsenal fans wearing this top today.....

Cor Blimey

Dodgy Kepa, dodgy Kepa

Load of Spurs fans wearing the new change kit

@bunkernumber1 @AMP86793444 Good call

@JB_Podge @AMP86793444 Gus Fraser ?

This World Cup logo was designed based on the bowling action of which bowler?

@floboflo Problem solved? Oh yes....

The Bank of England have pranked the gammon! Churchill wasn’t even on the £5 notes, it was Elizabeth Fry. They must be feeling like a right bunch of twats now!

Does he pull his hand away from that shot?

@reluctantnicko Does contact from 2 players at the same time become more than "barely contact". Genuine question, not a mickey take.

@BakersTweet you need to look into Didier Camberabero, French rugby player who played at an International level wearing a hair piece 😁

@RobertJenrick @reformparty_uk What. The. Fork.

If you live in Gorton & Denton you have until 10pm to vote. Vote @reformparty_uk Ditch Starmer.

I think it’s fair to say that Stoke’s recruitment has been poor in recent years but Lamine Cisse looks like being a great signing. I’d love to see his GPS data because he’s been everywhere! #SCFC #Stoke

@Wayne_adams83 You must be new here.... 😁

Had a stinking cold for days now im hoping Stoke cheer me up tonight. 💪🔴⚪️

@LBC @CharlieM_OBE Imagine what could happen if prospective surgeons didn't go to Uni Dynorod

‘Why would someone go to university now?!’ @CharlieM_OBE tells Shelagh Fogarty that thanks to AI, youngsters will be out of work if they’re not willing ‘to get their hands dirty’.