Keyser Söze, CFA

One off the class high ✅

@TheFieldOf68 Lot of calls leaned Michigan’s way. Hurley is a good dude

Dan Hurley on the officiating 👀 “It’s hard to ref that game. We both played so hard… If I could have those three guys ref every game the rest of my career, I would sleep well at night.”

@voddysodas Forgot about these 😂😂

That’s one way to celebrate winning the natty #releasetheMichiganfiles

@tugN_wouldya What a meal

Happy Marshall Tucker Monday

Does this play? #shrink

Fog it up Monday #UConnML

Hotel California album cover

@tugN_wouldya 😂😂😂😂

How many of yall niggas wish you were watching entourage for the first time

Keyser has risen.

@silvylocks Imagine winning the gold medal for the first time in almost 50 years for losers on twitter to tell you you’re a bigot 😂😂

@thatbadboyray Great song great album. I always make people endure the entirety of his songs to show them I’m better than them 👍🏻

Dudes will see this and say hell yeah. #SOTD

@theAntiPicks Shoes on in the house hell yea

Sunday.

Toast is so good #toastenjoyer

Hangover cure: -shower -Coke Zero -hit the gym for 40 minutes -overeasy eggs & sourdough toast -meet up with your boys and watch Once Upon A Time In Hollywood -90-minute nap on their couch -wake up to one of them playing Sly Cooper on PlayStation 2 -order Chinese food -have a nostalgic conversation about an unreal snow day you had in College -go to the girl you’re hooking up with’s place and ask her to be your girlfriend (she says yes then you smash) -smoke a cigarette on your way home listening to How To Save A Life by The Fray -as you’re falling asleep realize you’re living a phase of your life you already know you’re gonna wanna re-live (this makes you 10% sad 90% wildly grateful to be alive)

@hennyruggsiii Post college realistically ~7 is the line

At what point is a girls body count too high?

@__C_A_R_L___ Friar

Group of goddamn patriots @ brads right now USA USA USA

@temp1eton Hell yeah

@boobfan69420 Chalk madness!!! #jerkingthad

#RideThad: Houston -6.5 Georgia -2.5 Colorado -4.5 Baylor -7.5 Auburn -3.5 BYU ML

@theAntiPicks This made me smile ear to ear 😂😂😃😃

Average Canadian

@LeJasonBean Accidental lay makes it hard to sulk. Can’t truly be upset with empty balls.

@Jerry4Gambling Fumbled my wife put a dampener on everything

Couldn’t fit in one tweet but needed to give a recap of this rollercoaster weekend for everyone. When does it get better?: