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May all the dicks you eat be as small as your own so you starve.
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Tin Knocker
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Tin Knocker
@JBurt73
Libertarian, Father, hunter, sarcastic dissenter. Owner/operator 3 Oaks Farm.
Somewhere in Rhode Island Katılım Şubat 2011
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Alright. Alright. ARCHSPIRE CHALLENGE. youtu.be/8UzSHCdmStE?si…
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Cloud@Cloud1a7
😎 she’s fast as hell. 🔥
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@CyborgPeds Yeah wife did that with her Beamer.
Asked me to go get gas in it (the only time I'm allowed to drive it) and the tire goes flat on the way back to the house.
I was mad as shit.🤬
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Apparently everyone knew there was a nail in the tire and no one told me or went themselves to get it repaired or replaced
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPeds
The SL 500 has a slow leak in one of the tires.
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“Daddy, what if I filled up an empty can with gasoline and threw it into the fire?”
Son…that’s how EMS shows up. Let’s not do that
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Which one of you asked for a pump action .380 pistol?🤨
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@Johnneh_80 I didn't have a cool sound system in my ride in high school.
It was fast. That's all I cared about.
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I’m old, so mine didn’t have the cool animations
ℝ𝕀ℤℤ ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕋@Shr00msy
I had one of these in highschool. When society peaked.
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The only other guy in the club?
The Great One Wayne Gretzky.
Spittin' Chiclets@spittinchiclets
OVI JOINS THE 1,000 CLUB REGULAR SEASON + PLAYOFF GOALS!!! 👏
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@justice_Tyr22 My peace and quiet is more important than convenience.
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I live in a town of less than 1000 with 2 bars in it and zero traffic lights.
I have to drive 40 miles for anything more than a Walmart and 17 miles to get to one of those.
I’m perfectly happy not being around people that just piss me off.
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend? Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?
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@BudLightSadness We still have a couple of weeks before that kicks off here in New England but I live in the middle of a forest. I feel this in my soul.
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The spring in south La is pollen falling in Linebacker II quantities and for a fun treat the bugs woke up and they all bite
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@DeTocqueville14 Iran's uranium enrichment had not reached nuclear weapons level and after they took out their enrichment facilities in Midnight Hammer it wasn't likely anytime in the near future. IAC inspectors pegged their enrichment at around 60% which isn't enough for a weapon.
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"You see, judge, I stabbed him, and then he punched me in the mouth, proving why I had to stab him."
- Scott Jennings, essentially
Scott Jennings@ScottJenningsKY
So - definitely a threat. Imminent, even. Put a nuke on it and you can see why Trump has been right about this all along.
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@khrachvik Yeah, no, I'd rather run thru an active meth lab with a burning road flare than ACP be in charge of anything.
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Only one way out:
TRUST NONE OF THEM!
How many times are we gonna get fooled by the SAME LIE?!?
ACP or bust!
Angelo Giuliano 🇨🇭🇮🇹@angeloinchina
Are you paying attention??? Joe Kent > "I will not send young Americans to die on foreign land" This is a campaign speech. He is clearly positioning himself as a potential US presidential candidate. The pedo-Epstein elites are clearly manufacturing their new candidate who will tell people what they want to hear > "no more endless war BS mantra." He is another Obama, Gabbard, Trump reading the elites'script. And he is going to be given a MASSIVE EXPOSURE. Demonised, yes probably by some as he need to appear as "anti-system". But the exposure will say it all, real opposition is cancelled, obliterated. He is no Hero, he is no anti-war, he will fool American voters, a vicious circle of deceptions. Welcome to Obama.2
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This dude never played the outfield.🤣
Baseball Quotes@BaseballQuotes1
Can't be missing a home run ball right at you when you have a glove 🤦♂️
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@tmddyan2 @Johnneh_80 I try not to rile the wife. She was a thrower in college on the track & field team and she hurts. Licking her face is my only defense cause she hates it.
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@JBurt73 @Johnneh_80 lol.. well.. I get him for other things.. and I put him on blast too.. pay backs a bitch... and its me.. Im the bitch LOL
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@ClaudesBBQ Buckle up, little man, they get worse as they get older.
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@tmddyan2 @Johnneh_80 Idk, calling out the wife on social media would get me dropkicked in the face.😂
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@JBurt73 @Johnneh_80 how would this get him beaten... not my fault my farts are more powerful than his..
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@CyborgPeds Wait til he finds out there are people who live even farther out than the suburbs and the things we do.
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You cannot fix her.
She will have you being a guest star on Cops when you get cuffed and stuffed for defending yourself.😂😂
Christy 💕@Christy4Change
I have no idea what she’s training for but I feel like she’s prepared…. 🤣
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