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JC Christopher

@JCChristopher

U.S. Marine veteran, retired KPMG partner, all-in TSLA investor, M3 w/FSD (v14.3.4), Uber driver in Houston. Tesla referral: https://t.co/3VIGCv3qjS

Porter, TX Katılım Nisan 2022
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JC Christopher@JCChristopher·
Uber passenger: "Love your Tesla. But how often do you have to find a place to charge it?" Me: "I never have to find any place, I don't use public chargers. I charge out of my garage wall, just like you do your iPhone at home." Uber passenger: "Well how much does that increase your power bill?" Me: "I don't know, how much does your iPhone increase your power bill? Uber passenger: "Uhhhhhh, well, I don't know." Me: "Yeah, me neither. It's that negligible and unimportant." Uber passenger: "Ok, but what about battery fires? I know they catch fire all the time. How many batteries have you gone through?" Me: "12"
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I Find Dumb Cucks@dumbcuckfinder·
@JCChristopher At this rate they’ll have enough for a fleet by 2035. Just in time for the flying cars and Neuralink vacations on Mars. These things are more like pandas. Super rare, takes forever to reproduce, and still not doing shit in the wild.
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@JCChristopher I wonder how far away we are from wider adoption of autonomous passenger bus transit.
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JC Christopher@JCChristopher·
Houston Metro Bus runs a red light right in front of me. Thanks goodness I was on Tesla FSD!
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Dan O'Dowd@RealDanODowd·
Watch @Tesla self-driving v14.3.4 drive straight towards road barriers, forcing the driver to disengage to prevent crashing straight into them! @ElonMusk’s defective self-driving software is dangerous and should be banned.
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JC Christopher@JCChristopher·
Elon is posting a lot about Tesla and FSD tonight. Wonder if something big is about to happen.
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Paul Wilhelm@bearcat_pilot·
@JCChristopher Pretty mild for us this afternoon. Only about a 20 minute delay through downtown due to traffic and heavy rain. I needed to drive a bunch as FSD was not happy with all the water.
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JC Christopher@JCChristopher·
@jpw1116 Oh Lord, Grok is failing geography class right now 😂
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John P. Weiksnar@jpw1116·
😂 @JCChristopher I guess we know who the real wiseguy / DMF was. . . .
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@grok BRO ... Tesla is based in Texas ... losing all faith in the Grok answers 🤦🤦🤦🤦

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