Julio Rodriguez Martino

@ShishirShelke1 Never open windows in space

@BlasPas2 @Mr_Bugman En el museo del MIT en Boston se puede ver el discurso de Nixon que nunca salió al aire. Te sentás en un sillón de época, en un living como hubieras tenido en 1969, y lo ves en un televisor.

@Mr_Bugman Hay una nueva no rebatida. Hollywod nos contó candidamente que tenían preparado todo un paquete comunicativo para que en caso de que saliera mal nos mostraran que salió bien. Lo usaron?

No, no hubo ninguna. Y no hay una solo argumento científico que haya rebatido ninguna evidencia. De hecho, absolutamente todas las supuestas evidencias de conspiración o simulación son las que fueron rebatidas cientos de veces.

@CoronelGonorrea Creo que vergas no había. Igual esperemos las fotos, por las dudas.

Llego a la luna el cuete? No habia una verga no?

@Mr_Bugman x.com/jcrm_ai/status…

Esta es quizás la mejor y la peor de todas las épocas: tenemos un dispositivo en el bolsillo que nos permite acceder a casi todo el saber humano y los ignorantes lo usan para rebuznar su ignorancia. Asistimos al orgullo de poseer la peor de las ignorancias, la ignorancia voluntaria.

Este amor es eterno ♥🥺

For all you highly moronic moon conspiracy theorists... The moon landings happened. Here are four bulletproof reasons why the hoax theory collapses under its own weight. 1. We brought back 842 pounds of moon rocks and geologists worldwide have been slicing them open for 55 years Apollo 11–17 crews hauled back samples that scream "lunar origin" in every isotope, crystal structure, and chemical signature. These rocks have zero water content (Earth rocks almost always have some), solar wind particles embedded from billions of years of unfiltered space exposure, and microscopic glass beads formed by ancient meteorite impacts— stuff impossible to replicate with 1960s tech. Independent labs in the Soviet Union, Europe, Japan, and China analyzed them and confirmed: same age (3.7–4.5 billion years), same exotic minerals like armalcolite, same lack of oxidation. If NASA faked it, they'd have needed a secret lunar rock factory decades ahead of its time. Conspiracy theorists never explain how we pulled that off while simultaneously "faking" the tech to get there. These samples are still studied today in museums and universities— you can touch (protected) pieces yourself. 2. Laser reflectors are still on the Moon, and anyone with the right equipment can ping them right now Apollo 11, 14, and 15 crews placed corner-cube retroreflectors on the lunar surface. These are passive mirrors (no batteries, no moving parts) that bounce laser beams straight back to Earth. Observatories like McDonald in Texas, Apache Point in New Mexico, and facilities in France, Italy, and Australia have been firing lasers at them daily since 1969 and measuring the round-trip time to millimeter precision. The data proves the distance to the Moon (about 384,400 km) and how it's slowly receding (3.8 cm/year). China’s Chang’e missions and India’s Chandrayaan have imaged the exact landing sites, including the hardware and tracks. If it was faked, the hoaxers would have needed to secretly land mirrors on the Moon— or convince every laser-ranging scientist on Earth to lie for half a century. Spoiler: they didn’t. 3. Modern orbiters from multiple countries have photographed the landing sites in high resolution—footprints and all NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter (LRO) has snapped razor-sharp images of every Apollo site since 2009. You can see the descent stages, rover tracks, astronaut footprints, and even the exact paths they walked. Japan’s SELENE, India’s Chandrayaan-2, and China’s Chang’e-2 and Chang’e-3 orbiters independently confirmed the same shadows, hardware, and disturbance patterns. These aren’t blurry NASA photos from 1969, they’re crisp, multi-spectral images taken decades later by rival space agencies. The geometry matches perfectly: the flag is still there (Apollo 11’s fell over during liftoff), the rover is parked where they left it, and the blast craters under the landers are exactly as predicted. A studio set on Earth couldn’t survive that level of global scrutiny from space. 4. The conspiracy would have been bigger, dumber, and leakier than the actual mission Over 400,000 people worked on Apollo. That’s engineers, technicians, contractors, secretaries, and janitors across dozens of companies and universities. Not one deathbed confession, not one leaked memo, not one whistleblower with hard proof in 55+ years? That’s statistically insane. The Soviets were tracking every second of the missions in real time with their own radar and radio telescopes— they hated America’s guts and would have screamed "fake" at the first glitch if they could. Instead, they congratulated the U.S. and kept quiet. Faking it would have required inventing better special effects, vacuum chambers, and propulsion tech than what actually existed while hiding it from the very people who built the real rockets. Occam’s razor doesn’t just cut here; it eviscerates the hoax. The footage, the rocks, the reflectors, the photos, the tracking data— they all line up perfectly because the landings were real. The moon is still up there, waiting for the next crew. The evidence isn’t "believable", it’s undeniable. If you’re still on the fence, go look at an LRO image of Tranquility Base or bounce a laser off those reflectors yourself. Remember: conspiracy theory is the sophistication of the ignorant.

El Tira y Afloja de hoy: ARTEMIS II.

Toda teoría conspirativa es únicamente una expresión de ego. Es alguien que ignora absolutamente todo sobre el tema del que habla y, aún así, cree que sabe cosas que el resto ignora. Se siente superior.

¿Es una moda de X escribir sin signos de puntuación? Eso o son todos semi analfabetos.

@pocketgh0ul Katey Sagal as Leela in Futurama

Any men wanna weigh in on this? Have you ever been super attracted to a woman's voice? 🤔

@brockpierson I played it for hours. I even found a cheat code (not sure if it was a cracked version). You type “prince megahit” at the prompt and get extra time and lives.

Prince of Persia from 1989 and an epic old school classic boot up sequence to go with it. This was an unreal game at the time. Did you play it?

🚨 A startup claims it can block the sun and cool the Earth with a mysterious particle, calling it cheap and as safe as flour. A reminder of humanity’s desire to play god.

Epic😭🤏

Es bueno el chiste. Muy bueno.

This one has been slept on. It is my favorite xitter post of all time.

Funniest tweet of the day! 👏 well done Julio Well done 👏👏👏

@JCRM_AI Great minds!

because you can’t open windows in space

@dimeji_san @ShishirShelke1

@JCRM_AI @ShishirShelke1 And the best Artemis II tweet goes to:

Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working This scene is now canon 😭

@ChelseaFC You are absolutely incapable of understanding a simple sentence. Something said in the middle of a gameplay-interview. If he’d said he likes his hometown San Martín, does it mean he wants to play for Chacarita Jrs.? Absolute idiots.

Liam Rosenior has confirmed that Enzo Fernandez will not feature against Port Vale and Manchester City.

We actually meant that things would go awfully wrong using unstable, user unfriendly software. Now we have proof…

As I wrote in the comments, this pun was unintended. You are probably too young but in the 90s, when we REALLY struggled with MS products, there was a joke online about NASA not using MS because you cannot open windows in space.