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Kurtis LeSzechuan

@JC_IS_HERE_

follow me for negavol content, Messi FC

Katılım Mart 2021
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Kurtis LeSzechuan
Kurtis LeSzechuan@JC_IS_HERE_·
@TheTurkiyeLad Sometimes I have to double check Fabrizio's handle because some of the things being said recently cant be from our reality. Martinez is an absolute dumb shit and it makes me so happy.
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Almustarpher@Almustarpher·
Real ones already know: Japanese is the superior language for anime. Don’t argue, just say 'Yes sir.' Now watch this clip and testify 👀🔥 #animeedits #japan #worldcup26
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Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: New study suggests political ideology is the strongest predictor of Messi/Ronaldo preference — with progressives leaning Messi & conservatives leaning Ronaldo.
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lili 𝜗𝜚 🇦🇷🇪🇸
if i see one “i lowk feel bad for ronaldo” tweet im beheading yall btw that man disrespects not just messi but entire leagues, coaches, and players any chance he gets genuinely fuck him
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ettingermentum@ettingermentum·
I thought Messi v Ronaldo was going to be like one of those LeBron v Jordan or Aaron v Mays debates where it’s this indeterminable and ultimately subjective thing but this shit is so clear cut lmao you guys way oversold this.
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aa9skillz@aa9skillz·
The “best midfield in football” couldn’t create 1 opportunity The top assist man in Premier league history was invincible Leao couldn’t beat one person 1v1 Just send Silva to Real Madrid now. But wait, let’s only talk about cr7…. Fucking dude lives rent free in everyones head
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MC@CrewsMat10·
You are a sick man if you are enjoying this Ronaldo downfall
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40 oz. Miller High Life
40 oz. Miller High Life@hardedgeball·
Is getting pregnant the porn industry equivalent of tearing your ACL?
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9️⃣@Pxxdwskiii·
I deadass missed a Messi hattrick cause I preferred to go to “sleep”
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Kurtis LeSzechuan
Kurtis LeSzechuan@JC_IS_HERE_·
@RodinSimi Even if Festus wins it, the debate was never actually a debate😂😂😂😂
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Rodin Simi
Rodin Simi@RodinSimi·
It's evident this World Cup is going to rigged again for Lionel Messi to win it. How did he manage to score a hatrick at 39 years old something he didn't do in his prime in 2010, 2014 and 2022? This year, it has to be Cristiano Ronaldo, we need to balance the GOAT debate.
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Aeri@Aeri_non·
@OM_English Did you guys boo him or not when he played in France??
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@Bonmatimessi·
how long do you reckon it'll take for the official barça account to start glazing?
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biev🦫@shadybiev·
Algeria may have a shit team but two of their fans just mogged me in the urinal. Putting on an absolute clinic. 9 inches minimum.
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@Bonmatimessi·
Me watching true culers switch up on Messi after talking shit all year
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Mr.Page
Mr.Page@mfc_mrpage·
Where did this Messi–Ronaldo debate even come from? There isn't a single player from Messi's generation who can genuinely be compared to him.
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