JC

My first twitter moment =) ⚡️ “Making my kid's birthday challenge!” twitter.com/i/moments/9944…

@rekdt finally a reason for us to charge!

First in the new booth is @JC_SoCal

Is this how we’re paying for @sec_defcon at @defcon 34 this year?? Stay tuned to find out..

“So you graduated top of your class in the Navy Seals?” Yes Dave “And you’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda with over 300 confirmed kills” Correct “You’re trained in gorilla warfare and you’re the top sniper in the entire US armed forces? That’s right, Dave “You have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and can trace IPs to wipe people off the face of the continent?” Affirmative “But you financed a $92,000 lifted F-350 Super Duty at 23% APR and you can’t afford a $1,000 emergency fund because you spend $690 a month on energy drinks, Zyn, and protein powder?” That’s correct, Dave

@_nextjenn @WWHackinFest Yehaw 🤠

It’s been real deadwood

Typical corporate asset management

Who am I to disagree with fucking sortinghat.net ....

Major props to @JC_SoCal & @_sn0ww for creating a mini hacker museum of one of the cellular devices @kevinmitnick’s used for operational security during his time on the run. If you would like to see it - it is currently being housed at the @sec_defcon village. To learn more about Kevin’s story check out Ghost in the Wires a @nytimes bestselling book - his memoir. @defcon #defcon33

If you are a book reviewer, Operation Bounce House is now on #NetGalley Wide release on February 10. netgalley.com/catalog/book/6…

@herrmann1001 that battery is in need of a massage!

When you are stupid and remove the fpc cable on your blueshark... and try to fix it... but end up breaking it even more :) That battery has some sticky tape keeping it down

@_Dwyer_ @SAINTCON @lintile @HackerJeopardy @WSIIAOfficial @dakacki Oh my heck!

@SAINTCON @lintile @HackerJeopardy @WSIIAOfficial @dakacki DON'T FUDGE IT UP! DON'T FUDGE IT UP!

Strong commendation of the way @SAINTCON handled this. This is the way. Maybe we do a @HackerJeopardy @WSIIAOfficial combo deal next year, @dakacki, WDYT?

@bngrsec @TheDevilsVoice @RachelTobac @_sn0ww @sec_defcon I know just the room ...

@JC_SoCal @TheDevilsVoice @RachelTobac @_sn0ww @sec_defcon Get a room you two

Our AI botsplained what a cell phone was to this poor dude and we ended up getting first place in Battle of the Bots! @RachelTobac @_sn0ww @JC_SoCal @sec_defcon you guys rule

Buckaroo Banzai

@TheDevilsVoice @bngrsec @RachelTobac @_sn0ww @sec_defcon I think we're going to be adding that as part of the scoring rubric for next year's version of the competition

@bngrsec @RachelTobac @_sn0ww @JC_SoCal @sec_defcon +1 "botsplained"

@HackingDave Shhhh keep it down ... They may hear you, and that's how we get a kickstarter

Random thought: with all the technological advancements we’ve had, we still use the qwerty keyboard invented in the 1860s.

@rekdt 👀

Here’s my last def con reveal, it’s the shirts I made it home with It was challenging this year getting my size, everyone needs to either lose or gain some weight

@MissAnonFatale @Grifter801

@JC_SoCal @Grifter801 Ok so those rumors are true then - that only you can give him what he really needs. And apparently you're the only one who knows what it is he needs. It all sounds so mysterious. It makes you seem super 1337. I'm kinda becoming a fan of yours

#DEFCON photo time! With @Grifter801 who said I'm adorable, at the goon party. Somehow he's even better looking IRL than in photos, can you believe that? He needs to come with a warning sign 😍 Seriously #sighs Sorry, Grifter 😁

@MissAnonFatale @Grifter801 Your totally right, they had to have misheard! He only has sweet nothing's for me!

@JC_SoCal @Grifter801 🤣 I'm not trying to hit on him, I'm taking a piss out of my friends who were perving on him on Sunday night & were convinced he heard them talking about him. And I'm not looking for a man, I'm mid-nasty divorce which has turned me off men for awhile.. or a decade lol