Tom

@cinchuk I will never buy a car from you whilst that complete buck tooth ignoramus @Rylan is advertising your company! Illiterate, talentless, council nobody! @CazooUK please learn from this!

@TacticallyEv I can absolutely guarantee you, we would still lose! Remember this tweet!!

ASM and Wilson both injured ahead of Everton’s game against them Thursday. Play the game even if we only have 13 I say.

@EFCT0M I hope we go down

If we sell Richy in the summer I hope we go for ASM.

@Hanasoph They all need culling the smelly ginger rats!

@BBCMOTD We lost, shock!

Don't post it... don't post it... don't post it... How good was Boxing Day 1963!

@SkySports And still no one gives a shit

When you think it cannot get any worse for England, it does. All out for 185 in Melbourne as the Ashes continue to slip away.

@Doledrum95 The state of that mug is arguably more sad

@Everton @premierleague 🙄🙄🙄

We have become the first @premierleague club to formally support #HerGameToo, which aims to raise awareness of sexist abuse within and around football. #EFC 🔵

@thetoffees_com I just love the man 💙

Happy birthday Dunc 💙 #EFC

😂😂😂 bring ya fuckin A game lads because I can still throw a few bombs when I have to 👍🏽🥊

@Ibra_official It’s Christmas you twat

Merry Chriztmaz

@mikeparry8 How’s it going Mike? You didn’t burn the house down did you? Would make my day to see the finished article 😂😂👀

OK FOLKS .. here's the Xmas Day lunch at Chez Porky Penthouse .. now all I have to do is get it cooked .. I hope everybody enjoys their own lunch as much as I intend to enjoy mine .. Very Happy Noshing 😁🍖🥩🍷⛄

@mikeparry8 The potato croquets have killed me 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@FootballlForAll Shame it was only a black eye!

@mikeparry8 That’s actually quite sad to hear Mike! Wishing you the best Christmas possible!

OK FOLKS .. Sadly have to report I got a positive from a PCR test earlier this week. I've had to cancel Xmas with the family in Bournemouth and I'm confined now until Sunday 28th. I've no serious sypmtoms. So .. it's just me, the mouse and the bubbly now for tomorrow .. 👍🤣⛄

@BlueAce1878 @ToffeeTVEFC Love Astro!! 👊🏻

@LimbsDarts There simply isn’t a less likeable darts player than Mr Potato Head! I can’t stick him!!

Limbs for a 170😍🎯

@BrittaniWarrick Complete family of cunts! Embarrassing 🤢🤢🤮🤮

@Hernan1878 What a stupid tweet this is! What about all the shite leading up to this week! What an idiot you are

@NinjaBands If only it were real!

This will forever be the best NBA Christmas commercial