JD Blitzkrieg

@lifeisruee @ender65407 To each their own

@JDBlitzkrieg @ender65407 lol cosmic thingy is a myth it never happens,ashes to ashes is it and will always be it

That fucking bitch

@lifeisruee @ender65407 Oh you are of the ashes to ashes, dust to dust mindset. I am more on the cosmic mindset. We are not the same.

@JDBlitzkrieg @ender65407 Lmao when you die,you won’t even know you are dead so how will you find anyway?

@lifeisruee @ender65407 I understand where you are coming from and you are most certainly entitled to your opinion. I'll find a way and that's a promise.

@JDBlitzkrieg @ender65407 🤣🤣🤣🤣you’re powerless when you’re dead

@nobleisawinner Maybe because of all of the forced toxic body positivity, and men with no self-respect could be the issue. I wouldn't know, I am just a Jester with a Tophat sporting a Monkeysuit.

Thoughts Why are men nowadays attracted to girls with such a body type? 😭

@lifeisruee @ender65407 Naw, I am silly and old-fashioned, treat me like a missing person, and grieve me for 7 years before moving on, or I'll come back and haunt that arse.

@ender65407 Isn’t she supposed to move on?I am sure she’s even having intimacy with another man back to back..she’s expected to stay single fr the rest of her life??yall should be for real

Help me win a honeymoon to Fort Meyers thanks to @Honeyfund and @VisitFortMyers! wn.nr/UX3PSzm

Help me win a honeymoon to Fort Meyers thanks to @Honeyfund and @VisitFortMyers! wn.nr/UX3PSzm

@Simon_Ingari Just saying, know your worth. Boss mindset.

2022: No salary increase 2023: No salary increase 2024: No salary increase 2025: No salary increase 2026 : Employee: Please accept my resignation. Boss: You’re doing great. Why are you resigning? Employee: I accepted an offer with a 95% base salary increase and guaranteed yearly salary cycles as long as I meet my performance goals set by my manager. 48 hours later... Boss: We will match the 95%, please stay, we need your work! Employee: Unfortunately, it’s too late. Friday is my last day. Leaders of organizations need to understand their teams’ motivation every month. Every employee is motivated by different things in different periods. Take care of your good employees before it is too late

@ChipotleTweets You bring the Rito and I'll bring the Burrrr 🤣

meet me under the cilantroe

@Geniustechw Sorry unless it's medically needed. You will be taking that mess off at the table while eating with the fam and I.

What would you do if your kid started behaving like this? 😳

@JebraFaushay Give the Dallas Cheeleaders one week to prep. I bet they could do it, regardless of color.

White women wish they could move with this level of class, and elegance.

@LibertyPillMeme Let me grab you a tissue to wipe up that self diagnosed issue.

Homeschool your kids

@DanaFischerMTG @StarCityGames @SCGCON Cool deal

My friend Charlie got this very cool oversized card of Enduring Innocence at @StarCityGames @SCGCON #SCGCharlotte that he can’t wait to hang up at home! He did really well getting the tickets for it and I contributed a bit as well.

@StarCityGames Planechase?

Can you name this Magic set? 🤔 #MTG

@PleasantKenobi @MTGSecretLair Yeah, my connection was not strong. So I missed out. I really was hoping they would shut it down and try again at a later date. But thems the breaks.

I'm through, I got my foily cape lads and lasses - but the Arcane Signet sold out before I could add one. How on earth did @MTGSecretLair print so few? Pretty annoyed I went in for the whole lot and won't get the promo. Rekt.

@GlowingBovine @PleasantKenobi Ahhh this actually makes sense and can be exploited. Great share!

@PleasantKenobi Someone posted on Reddit that it was possible to try and buy them early by setting your clock forward. Possibly related? reddit.com/r/mtg/comments…

Secret Lair website is currently bricked. For updates, check their Twitter feed. Their Twitter feed: no info. Fun times.

@PleasantKenobi What do you think they should do? Just scrap it and retry at a later date or keep folks in suspended state of suspense in the Queue?

@Pastrytime @MTGSecretLair I would not doubt that we would loose our spots in line and have to que up at a later date. Same thing happened to me when trying to purchase SDCC2025 Badge for my girlfriend and I.

@MTGSecretLair So not to ask the stupid questions but, does it unpause? Like are we just big chilling for the next update in line rn or should I join a different queue y'know.

We’re currently experiencing a technical issue and are working to restore the site as soon as possible. The Secret Lair store queue is currently paused

@MTGSecretLair Same thing happen with the San Diego Comic Con Badge purchases. Makes me wonder if WOTC uses the same service?