Dexter Fitton

@MrDtAFC What, you can be more insufferable 🤔

I know a few people who know Semenyo personally, and he is honestly one of the nicest, and humblest guys you could meet, but his comments yesterday about Hincapie were arrogant, smug, and classless. I hope he has that same energy in a few weeks. Your four-man wall ain't working with Raya in goal. If we get over the line and win the league. I dont want to hear no bollox about being humble. I want all of our players to rub it into your faces. I want us to be insufferable. He who laughs last, laughs loudest. Have your moment. We will have ours soon enough.

@Matt_Pinner Labour

What is a group of rats 🐀called?

@livescore True & also the only bloke to win 4 leagues (ultimate test) in a row!

Pep Guardiola has won just one Champions League title in his 10 campaigns as Manchester City manager 👀🏆

@FabrizioRomano Should sign for Liverpool, a perfect match!

🚨💧 Vinicius Jr with ‘cry cry’ celebration against Manchester City at Etihad Stadium.

@HenryJackson87 Was concentrating on the league, the ultimate test! Thats why only 1 club has won 4 in a row!

One Champions League in a decade for Pep at Man City, with his pedigree, the players' talent and all those resources, is a very poor return.

@city_rabin 🙃 Beyond belief, only need to look across at Stretford! Careful what you wish for!

THIS. Couldn't have said it better.

@LeeHurstComic Surprised she hasn't took Jemima with her!

Why does she dress like a 1970’s Children’s TV Presenter? Where’s Bungle?

@KEdge23 Snake

If Keir Starmer was an animal, what would he be?

@implausibleblog Jesus I was never Labour, more 🐂💩 from the blown up gerbil

Susanna Reid, "Hannah Spencer, winner for the Green party in Denton and Gorton moved you to tears" Carol Vorderman, "Yes" Susanna Reid, "I remember a time you were campaigning for Labour" Carol Vorderman, "No, I was never campaigning for Labour. Do you remember 18 months ago we had a 2 party system?" "I was part of a huge tactical voting website called Stop The Tories, now stopreformuk.vote and along with another tactical voting website, over 6 million people typed their postcodes in, and that was directly responsible for stopping the Tories" "The Tories had the lowest number of MPs in their almost 400 year history, and I'm very happy about that" "Labour have thrown it away" Ed Balls, "What upsets you the most when you say Labour have thrown it away" Carol Vorderman, "Because they have e.g. the ridiculous announcement for the Winter Fuel Allowance, they went in so low" "We wanted them to stop corruption. Stop MPs from having 18 jobs. To stop foreign donations" Susanna Reid, "What do you say to people who say you should put your money where you mouth is and stand in Clacton" Carol Vorderman, "Why would I stand in Clacton?" Susanna Reid, "Against Nigel Farage and stop him. Do you think you could get enough votes in?" Carol Vorderman, "I don't live in Clacton, I'm not even sure I know if Nigel Farage knows how to spell it" "He's yet to have a surgery since the election" "Nigel Farage spent 140 working days doing other things" Ed Balls, "You are thinking of standing?" Carol Vorderman, "I would say I'm independent" "I think Farage is a total charlatan" "Farage is privately educated, he mixes with billionaires" "Hannah Spencer is very honest on how the money has been taken from the working class and given to the rich" "Farage is like a poundland Trump. Trump says fake news on a Monday, Farage says it on a Tuesday" Susanna Reid, "Would you stand as an MP? I've been asked so many times. I wouldn't say no now"

@TheAwayFansVids 💤💤

Man City didn't even have enough fans to fill the fan cams in Covid 😭

Simply brilliant, the bald fraud does it again with Saviniho outstanding! Beat set piece FC on 22nd and its all on again 💙

@ShabanaMahmood Only pilot we want to see is somebody who can fly the current goverment into oblivion! Imbecile 🤡s

Our pilot of new incentives to remove failed asylum seeking families will save taxpayers up to £20 million. Here's why 👇 1. It costs 158k to put up a family of 3 in an asylum hotel for 1 year. It costs 48k more to forcibly remove someone. A 10k per person incentive, up to a max of 40k per family, will save money. 2. If someone refuses an incentive, we will move to a forced removal. If you have no right to be in this country, you should not be allowed to stay. 3. There is nothing new about incentive payments. The Tories did it. Even Reform say they will do it. 4. Higher incentives have worked in Denmark. 95% of returns there are voluntary. 5. These incentives are not a pull factor. Asylum claims in Denmark are at a 40-year low. And asylum seekers spend tens of thousands of pounds getting to this country, that's more than any incentive payment. 6. This is a pilot of 150 families. We will see if it works and scale it if it does. That's taking a smart approach, that saves taxpayers' money, to restoring order at our borders. I make no apology for doing that.

@terrychristian On a par with Liverpool, litterally nothing you wont claim!

Full of United fans - was so cheap foitie fans woupd go to both. Meanwhile Maine Road 60s/70s capacity 52,000 z average gate when City won league in 1968 - 40,000 1976/77 season - City finish3d runner up to Liverpool ...average home gate 39,000

@Tripple____M Get a grip man, never a penalty! Leeds have played 2 great games against City but paid the penalty for not finishing us off when on top!

Explain to me like a kid how this was not given as a penalty. Manchester City are certified thieves and Leeds United were robbed

@BROKENBRITAIN0 She is a Dalek?

🚨BREAKING: Robert Jenrick says he will EXPOSE a SHOCKING scandal regarding Rachel Reeves 🇬🇧 In a recent X post, Jenrick said: “Tomorrow at 8:30am, I will be revealing on X a truly shocking scandal about Rachel Reeves.” I wonder what it could be 👀

@theadelites Adonis 🤣🤣

#LUFC bring on a free transfer. Man City bring on Marmoush and Reinjders. “Cheating bastards, we know what we are” sing the Man City fans.

@johnandi Dont do drugs kids

Anyone who thought that Labour could repair the damage of the Tories in 20 months is, sorry to say, an absolute moron. It's a 10 year project & nothing must be allowed to stop it. Starmer is the real deal. He just needs the time and space & he WILL get it done. Trust in that.

@HarounHickman 🤭from the Club Georger Bung Graham built!

No other way to cut it: Rodri is one of the biggest cheats in the history of the sport. Fitting that he plays for City, I guess.

@lowles_nick Sometimes the truth hurts Lofty!

Politically vile during the campaign, personally vile in his defeat…. #Loser

@AngelaRayner Oh the bad penny cliche! Has Hove had enough of you already 🤔

Amazing rally of trade unionists in Gorton and Denton tonight. Farage and Reform want to tear up your rights at work. They are a party of Tory cast-offs with the same anti-worker agenda. Only Labour can stop them in Gorton and Denton tomorrow. 🌹