Jake Perlman

Rude people in elevators and unexplainable traffic. Having a very LA day

@THR Um, this is wrong. Chalamet won last year.

Actor Awards Snubs and Surprises: Timothée Chalamet Loses Second Lead Actor Prize in a Row; Keri Russell Nabs Unexpected Win hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…

@Andy @mrralphfiennes What’s the best mispronunciation of their names that they’ve heard?

Tweet me all of your questions NOW for @mrralphfiennes & Stephanie Hsu! They will be joining me for an upcoming #WWHL!

@Briana_Montalvo @t_ruggeri @CBSNews Hello there! I’m the teacher who did this with my students and would love to chat! Jperlman@sttimothy.org

@t_ruggeri Hello, I am with CBS. Can @CBSNews use these photos per this agreement (bit.ly/2KGf7wF) with credit to you?

@doloresquintana @t_ruggeri Hello there! I’m the teacher who did this with my students and would love to chat! Jperlman@sttimothy.org

@t_ruggeri Hi, I'm the editor of Century City Westwood News. Could I speak with you about these letters for the paper?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@UberFacts Now that’s a horse of a different color!

What movie one-liner do you regularly use in real life? 💭

I'm honestly just in total shock at how stupid you all are.

If you haven’t received flowers from a loved one in a while, consider this a virtual delivery from me to you. Hope you all have a great day today. Stay strong and keep your head up.

West Hollywood To Soon Require Vaxx Proof To Enter Restaurants, Bars, Gyms And Other Businesses deadline.com/2021/09/west-h…

California! You’ve got a big choice to make by September 14, and everything is on the line. Your vote could be the difference between protecting our kids or putting them at risk; helping Californians recover or taking us backwards. Vote “no” on the Republican recall.

“The highest human act is to inspire.” Entrepreneur, activist and hip-hop icon Nipsey Hussle would have turned 36 today 🏁

In 1956, Elvis Presley publicly got his Polio vaccine, and within six months, vaccination rates among young Americans skyrocketed to 80 percent

I’m not asking you to stop worrying if someone is mad at you. I’m asking you to stop caring that they might be.

Laundry in unit

What did you used to have as teenager that you don’t have now?

LA - get your vaccine. This is a step back because this county is full of the most selfish people in the country.

@PatrickGomezLA Such a thrill to be able to text my parents and tell them I know you while we simultaneously watch #HistoryOfSitcom across coasts. Such great insight, though I prefer your hair a tad longer 😜

@TheKalenAllen The same thing literally happened to me with @JetBlue this week as well, same route too. The. Worst.

The number of people I know who can personally identify with this meme is too high, especially as a vaccinated educator.

Well, it was a good run, but @JetBlue is the absolute worst airline in the world. Customer service nonexistent at airport in effort for company to keep as much money as possible and inconvenience every passenger possible. I’m ashamed I used to like them