Albert

@SadPoor @Zachajya Tiene que ser ragebait..

Los 4 jinetes de los decks mal armados.

@FabrizioRomano els barcelonistes llegint aquesta declaració:

🚨❌ Kylian Mbappé on possibilities to leave Real Madrid: “Why? What? No. I’m not leaving”.

@BrodiiKDB Con Gerard Maldini. No podia ser otro.

ni en mil vidas adivináis con que jugador del Barça se le vió de madrugada

@Nilsola10 @carrusel @QueThiJugues gran, Romario.

🎙️RAFA YUSTE: “Las declaraciones de Florentino son patéticas y estan llenas de falsedades. Decirle que ahora vuelve Laporta y hay una sèrie que se llama ‘La que se avecina’, pues eso… al club no lo toca nadie y lo vamos a defender por encima de todo”. @carrusel @QueThiJugues

@Catedrarmcf @Torren__ @realmadrid catetarmcf*

Comunicado oficial: la Justicia da la razón al Real Madrid en el caso de los conciertos en el Bernabéu.

@Sr_Dralnu Muchísimas gracias, un placer seguirte y leer todo lo que posteas sobre Magic 🙇‍♂️

En esta cuenta no tenéis que pedir perdón por spamear vuestro talento. Es más, lo comparto con gusto 💪

@Sr_Dralnu Yo juego Yusri y lo recomiendo mucho si le metes algo de caos y mucho gamble, es muy divertido y puede dar sorpresas. O ganas o pierdes, pero si pierdes que sea por culpa tuya. De hecho me gusta tanto que le hice un alter instagram.com/p/DTx1A6ujJW8/… (perdón por espamear mi trabajo)

Nunca me he hecho un mazo de lanzar monedas o dados porque siempre que abro la caja de un medicamento, lo hago por el lado del prospecto. Y cuando voy a enchufar un cable USB, nunca lo encajo a la primera.

MOLTA ATENCIÓ: 'Neon Genesis Evangelion' arriba a la plataforma 3Cat amb el @DoblatgeCatala. Ajudem-nos amb un RT perquè ho sàpiga tothom :)

@_catseries @DoblatgeCatala puja al maleït robot, Shinji!

he hecho un vídeo de la rua :)

🇵🇸 Lamine Yamal, con la bandera de Palestina en la rúa del Barça 📸 Pep Morata

@claraxac T'agraden les New Balance? Si és així, no pots descartar-ho

com sé que no soc un mosso?

@Botquebota quina manera d'imposar domini. Maleïts britànics, tornaran a guanyar.

Estimats, estimades, podeu anar fent es canvi d'armari. Comença una temporada més de sa millor lliga del món #BalconLeague26. Sort i encerts a tots es participants 🫶

@Modgi la imatge d'Álvaro Arbeola empentant una cadira de rodes amb Valverde mig inconscient per urgències. No t'ho signava ni David Lynch.

Ayer he tenido un incidente.

@ChosenUndead99 querías decir Mat y te has equivocado, verdad?

Es el mejor personaje del libro con una diferencia obscena

@ElRonceroDelFCB *conmocionarse

Arbeloa no puede evitar emocionarse 👏

The only thing epic here is the aesthetic catastrophe. Nolan is a cerebral director of the global anglo world, all his intelligence put to industrial ends. Grey matter for a grey world. Nothing in this trailer is Greek. Nothing is Mediterranean. No olive groves and no white stone burning under the sun and no salt and no pine and no sea-glare. A deracinated Odyssey, made for imaginary nobodies from nowhere. The script feels like it's going to be the work of a diligent student who took down the events of the Odyssey one by one, forgetting that this is not a novel but an archaic poem, from a time when men and women lived each word as a heartbeat, who sang the soul and flesh of a people and of a world at once real and supernatural. A poem in which Telemachus does not say "my dad is coming home." The Odyssey deserved a Parajanov or a Fellini or a Welles, someone larger than life, a Dionysian ogre, someone hungry, someone who could make a film that smells of figs and raw wool and roasting meat and tar and blood. Monsters that are actually monstrous and seductive witches with real venom and golden shields catching real light and banquets going on for days. And the women of the poem, who are everywhere in Homer and seem so cold and dull here. Circe in her smoke and Calypso in her cave and Penelope at her loom, the sensuality of witches and the rigid loyalty of wives, all replaced by a fashion-armor Athena and a Penelope played as a strong American woman. And then there is what the Odysseus of the trailer says: "No one can stand between me and home, not even the gods". The cunning sufferer who knew how to bow to divine forces turned into a defiant individualist who bows to no one. Greek cunning replaced by American autonomy. The poem's central lesson reversed in a single line of dialogue. I usually don't mind Hollywood slop, but this has made me weirdly angry, and the film isn't even out yet. I feel as if a red line has been crossed, some hubris that has gone too far. The gods have been angered. How could they not be, with the decapitation of that statue at the end of the trailer? An iconoclastic gesture absent from Homer, usual with the monotheistic traditions that have spent centuries smashing pagan images. Nietzsche said he would believe only in a god who knew how to dance. Apollo without Dionysus produces exactly this: cerebral, cold, unambiguous. I cannot trust a filmmaker who is not hungry enough to banquet with the gods.

@PonOnSneed I don't want to sound stereotypical (actually yes), but the fact that he's Brazilian and can't control a ball is disturbing to me.

Joel Díaz attends the 2026 Met Gala.