JESSI CRUICKSHANK

INTRODUCING: Evening Club. My wildly fun, judgement-free dance party from 7-10pm for women and queer folks who want a great night out AND a good nights sleep. Bring your friends, dance your a** off! PRESALE TOMORROW: March 18th 10am PT code: ‘DANCE’ ⁣jessicruickshank.com/tour 🪩

My Debut Stand Up Special "MINIVAN MONEY" Premieres TONIGHT at 5pm/8pm ET on @Veeps - join the watch party with me LIVE HERE: veeps.com/jessicruicksha…

THIS WEEK! @jessi gets Up Close and Too Personal in BC! Tickets are selling fast! Grab yours now before they're all gone: Friday in Victoria: bit.ly/3yoqAJt Sunday in Vancouver: bit.ly/3Ik9AIQ

Happy Halloween from The Oppenheim Group! Love, @OppenheimJason @BrettOppenheime @XtineQuinn @Chrishell7 💛 #Halloween @netflix @adam_divello #sellingsunset

TODAY. 6pm. New Mom, Who Dis? Season 4 drops like a baby from my birth canal. OFFICIAL TRAILER:

I love that Gisele didn't need to be seen with Tom Brady last night. She let her dependent have his moment. #SuperBowl

One of us is PREGNANT! All of us are EXCITED. And some of us are just hoping the baby won’t steal our toys. All the details are here: newmomwhodis.com ❤️

Currently looking for sales on Christmas stuff for next year. In case you were wondering what kind of hot action I’m getting up to tonight.

@MaureenLamotte Same kid was like 'why the F did you put those stockings up if there are NO PRESENTS IN THEM IMMEDIATELY?'

@JESSI He’s not wrong.

This morning, my kid had a SCREAMING, CRYING, MELTDOWN because he couldn’t eat ALL the Advent Calendar chocolate AT ONCE. And so the magic of Christmas begins...

One Has To Go: DISNEY HUNKS EDITION. Go!

I honestly thought he would say “mommy”. Either way, teaching my boys about the first female Vice President fills my heart with joy and hope. May this be just the beginning... ❤️💙 #BidenHarris2020 @KamalaHarris @JoeBiden

We had to do it. Happy #Halloween from Slinky Dog! #ToyStory #Halloween2020

Kristen Welker for President. #Debate2020

Important Update: 'KWEEN' auto-corrects to 'Karen' now which I learned the hard way. "YOU ARE A KAREN!" was not received well.

I'm actually shocked @FLOTUS has #COVID19 too. She's been staying 6ft away from him FOR YEARS.

The #debates gave me serious flashbacks. (Except this is not a Jerseylicious reunion, it’s the f*cking Presidency of The United States.) I’m as shook now as I was then:

My 3 year old twins have more civil conversations than this. #debates

Just saw a man casually shopping at Target wearing a FULL-FACE devil Halloween mask and I just want to know where we draw the line?

Not to get political, but I'd say two of the things I miss most from the Obama years are being able to breathe air outside and being able to breathe air inside