Yon Corleone

Did Professor Oak rig the system so his grandson would become Champion? ​• The Setup: Gary is already at the lab when you arrive, but Oak explicitly makes him wait and forces you to pick your starter first. This isn't politeness. It’s a calculated move so Gary can instantly counter-pick you • The Tracking: Gary is miraculously always waiting to fight you with a fully healed team at the worst possible times. How? Oak gave you the Pokédex. He is tracking your real-time location and feeding it to Gary so he can ambush you • The Intel: Gary is always one step ahead. He automatically gets a Town Map, where you have to go beg for one. He beats every Gym Leader before you do. Oak is clearly funneling him the optimal routes, boss strategies, and insider League information ​Professor Oak handed you a tracking device and used you as a constant sparring partner for his own grandson. And even when you beat Giovanni, who gets the spotlight? That's right! Gary gets handed the Gym! But maybe that's just a bunch of random coincidences... Or is it? 🤔

Druski said he doesn’t need a pass lol his grandaddy is white

Draymond, Lacob, and Dunleavy also in attendance

Toosii working out on Lsu field after recently enrolling

Costco just rolled out Kirkland Signature sparkling energy drinks. It’s a 24-pack for $16.99, with peach, orange, and tropical flavors. Each can has 200 mg of caffeine, so this is clearly Costco taking a shot at the Celsius crowd.