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Hilarity and Humanity.

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Gong@JGongSoft·
Today marks exactly 5 years and 6 months since a woman removed me from the line at a certain wedding saying that I had already eaten😭😭😭
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Gong@JGongSoft·
People think some incredible thoughts 😂
BADMANMO@BadmanMo1

@JaYunnaMonae Too many great Mary’s, Mary mother of Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Mary had a little lamb, Mary poppins.

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TheEuropeanLad
TheEuropeanLad@ThaEuropeanLad·
Bro I still cannot believe Kane is about to win the Bundesliga and the UCL while Spurs are getting relegated, this will go down as the greatest transfer decision of the decade!
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Domino's Pizza UK
Domino's Pizza UK@Dominos_UK·
we've delivered 91,326,817 pizzas since Spurs last won a game
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DJB
DJB@Skinwalker5110·
Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.
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tt✮⋆@Bluebirdeyessss·
I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good
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Geno Eric
Geno Eric@genoeric1·
If he has pleaded not guilty, let them set him free .
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Timothy Kalyegira
Timothy Kalyegira@TimKalyegira·
@kezio_musoke If you are reporting a news story in Runyankore about the King of England, then it's "Omugabe owa Bungereza". Just as when reading about King David in the Luganda Bible, it's "Kabaka Daudi". Not so?
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SHEILLAH
SHEILLAH@mbabazishey·
My mom has blocked me everywhere just because I’ve refused to escort her to town🫩🫩that lady can bargain a commodity of 100k to 30k😏😏nze nkoye okuswala 👐
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DJB
DJB@Skinwalker5110·
My printer won't print a black and white document because my magenta is low. This is why I have rage issues.
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Kelvin 👑
Kelvin 👑@Kelz_bania·
Imagine Sporting kick Arsenal out of the UCL this Wednesday and then City trash them next weekend. Hospitals will be filled with patients
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☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒
y'all ever lost your phone in a blanket and sent that bitch flying 😭😂
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𝐐𝒎𝒂𝒙 ✰
I really hate when relatives say “you don’t even call us” You do you call me?? 🥺
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