jordy

Sure bud - I’d love to follow your 16th business venture, in the last 7 years, on Facebook

@BChickenfry I know it’s all a bit but plz don’t mess with my boy Reid’s heart 💙

Reed is an absolute gem

This is one of the most perfect things the internet has ever created.

**checking out for my specialty drill bits and a phone case*** Oh yeah thanks @amazon I would love to order some produce. Considering I’ve never ordered food on here that’s a really good idea.

I like when people who lie and steal get offended when I say God Damnit

Drop some bombs in the Middle East and I stop seeing ICE protests on my timeline? We should have done this a lot earlier

If I knew war had these sick highlight tapes I would have been down for it way earlier

I think I already posted this but deserves to hit the timeline again. JT Miller going full song with no music and lyrics is the most American thing of all time What a night. 🇺🇸

@barstoolsports @nickturani

Major News Heading Into The Weekend: Alexandra Daddario Has Split From Her Husband And Is Back On The Open Market s.barstool.link/c/article-3563…

I could run through a brick wall right now!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 USA USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸x.com/TopTierState/s…

ICE on the roads and not a single protestor. Shame

Disney should sponsor me this weekend **texting and driving ON ICE**

Moving in with my gf in a couple months. Starting to rethink things

“I wanted to kill myself when my bunny diet” - my gf telling me about her childhood

How much is this worth? (I would never ever ever sell this. Just needing to up my renters insurance) @Katiemoneygrabz

Apple updates be like: “Security improvements” Translation: your phone is now running like its on dial-up. Please spend $1,200 for a new phone. See you again in 3 years.

We need this guy to corroborate the possibility of the turd story @BarstoolYak @StevenCheah @BarstoolYak @BarstoolBigCat @clubtrillion @Katiemoneygrabz @nickturani @TJHitchings @DaMidgetZimbo @kbnoswag instagram.com/reel/DR_FOfpEV…

My iPhone 13 is dreadfully slow and unresponsive since the last update. Damnit @Apple - you did it again

Make a prediction on @Kalshi - how many protestors can accurately point to Venezuela on a map? Now is my time to shine. I need to take a world map to a protest.