some loser

Pretty sure this will be the most awesome thing ever #sabres #redwings

I am not even close to being OK

@Mick_Myage Lulz. I haven't been on here in so long

@JHorton92 This is the fresh content that I come to this site for

I just farted. Is that still a legit tweet. Or x. Or whatever it's called now

Wait, this thing still works?

@mark_mcgrath Yes you are, buddy

I’m kind of a big deal…

@RealDDP @brawlerreal

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 25 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).

@the_ironsheik Tell him Bubba

HULK HOGAN IS A DUMB SON OF BITCH

I'm raising money for Keep Joshua on his feet. Click to Donate gofund.me/51ee1f16

This may be the beginning of the end......

Hey @tacobell. Thanks for not giving me my sauce packets and the wrong size drink. A large comes with a meal. Not a medium

@eliiizabethhhhh What why? Talk to me

. @UberEats is about to deliver me some @tacobell it's a good day

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 25 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).

I'm drunk andneed help

@TQSherwood Not really...

Are y’all ok?!

That was me too that night..... :(

No offense to Gary Thorne or the incredible and dearly missed Dave Strader…or Ken Kall, all the calls were great. But this is the best call. “yzerMANNNN!!!!…….DETROYAT WINS THE GAME! DETROYAT WINS THE SERIES!” I miss Bob Cole.

That was a lame ending to wreslemania

@keder Dude my life is such a wreck

And yes I'm serious