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@awkwardgoogle Better than anything at the Winter Olympics.

It looked fun until 😂

@Emilio2763 And yet…weed is still illegal.

“Pascha the Largest Brothel in the World”… Cologne Germany…

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected

Final Destination but death violently attacks those who video chat without headphones in public.

Those small, truly underappreciated things in life can go fuck themselves.

@matt_vanswol On to Newark Airport next. They need your guidance now more than ever.

@MrAndyNgo I pity and pray for all those who’s commute is fucked.

Leftist protesters shut down access to the Tesla store in Manhattan by laying on the ground outside on March 29. They held up signs urging for Elon Musk to be shot and for more Tesla property to be firebombed.

@BernieSanders @AOC @GregCasar @StevenHorsford Which oligarchs are funding the tour??

This week, I am headed to Nevada, Arizona, and Colorado with @AOC, @GregCasar, and @StevenHorsford to hold town halls with working class Americans. Together, we will stand strong in the struggle against authoritarianism and oligarchy. I hope you'll join us.

@DelusionPosting It’s a Sasquatch breeding ground. Can’t.

I’m easily the prettiest alcoholic in this stolen tractor.

The devil designed reusable hand towel machines so bio-terrorists wouldn’t have too. #trueoriginofcovid

@ZeddFred Parent teacher conference.

ONE thing

@_we_love_food m.youtube.com/watch?v=tXOgrr… Asparagus pee rap 🔥🔥🔥

Asparagus ➡️ Delicious or Disgusting?

@ItsBBQRay IBS

What’s a good side dish for spaghetti?

@EpicClipVault Gastric Bypass

@hashjenni At least 2.7 years in human life.

How much y’all think this meal cost? 💲

As soon as I opened the bag, I knew: dying of radiation poisoning and eating black licorice are the same.

@TrumpBaroon Constipated

Where can I apply to become a heathen?

Really happened. #berlin #streik #damn #notagain