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Calling all DJ’s, producers and promoters 📱
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No reason to wake up depressed with that in your yard
PintsO’Guinness@PintsO_Guinness
It gets even better!😮💨
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A day in the life of an English man.
Picture this, you’re in london, it costs more than you earn to live here, you slowly accumulate debt, you cant afford a holiday so you just use drugs to escape.
The weathers shit & the people that live here hate each other with a passion but you cant afford to leave.
You wake up one morning to you find out your tax is going up after ulez, the cost of living crisis, energy prices & interest rates have eat the last bit of spending money that was left from your monthly wage.
While you’re sat on the toilet reading tweets from the metropolitan police about online trolls a swat team smashes through the bathroom window, past you on the shitter & arrests your 11 year old son for shouting at a police officer.
Your sister rings you (she recently got fired from her job as a doctor for refusing to ask biological men if they are pregnant) & tells you grandma just froze to death because Keir Starmer gave her winter allowance to country on the other side of the planet that’s wealthy then us to help them with climate change.
It all gets a bit much so you go for a pint and try to relax by smoking a cigarette in the beer garden & find out its illegal & get barred.
So you decide to go for a walk to clear your mind & get violently stabbed to death.
The Guardian then plasters your face all over the news for randomly jumping on a perfectly good knife 54 times that was held by a choir boy.
Your sister tweets about it & gets nicked.
Your son comes out of prison & protests about it, but this time he shouts at a police horse, gets nicked but the prisons are too full, so they let out Ian Huntley to put him in back in.
Mad thing is, that don’t even sound far fetched now does it, its now all a perfectly believable turn of events 😂
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NEW: Man gives films an incredibly calm video after he shot himself in the leg after getting attacked by a bear in Alaska.
Tyler Johnson is lucky to be alive after he was charged by a bear in south-central Alaska.
Johnson was bit in the leg, but thanks to his quick thinking, he pulled out his pistol and emptied his clip into the bear.
One of the shots hit him in the leg with the bullet exiting out the back.
Johnson's father, who is an Alaskan State Trooper, was with him and also shot at the bear.
Johnson was transported by helicopter to Anchorage, Alaska where he recovered without undergoing any surgical procedures.
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For anyone wondering this is what a refugee looks like. Not the thousands of fighting age males arriving on boats every day.
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Female medical students travel to Scotland to evade Afghanistan's Taliban education ban. i.stv.tv/3Mc195d
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Dude dropped one of the hardest lines I’ve ever heard twitter.com/lporiginalg/st…
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#Birmingham #birminghamriot #BirminghamUK
Help us identify anyone that was involved in last evenings disturbances in
Bordesley Green
#BordesleyGreen
tag us and DM us.
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Deserves a knighthood. Honestly. Didn’t think twice. Went in there and risked his life to help those small children. Has seen things no one should ever have to see.
Should never have to buy a pint again.
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A man who stopped to help at the scene of the Southport stabbings described 'locking eyes' with the attacker and says seeing the injured children will 'probably stay with me for the rest of my life' Read more: trib.al/BCzYsOJ
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