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@MarathonDevTeam Please make the sensitivity adjustable! I don't want to be forced to a different speed because some people whine. And daily reminder to give more balancing and love to solos. We should be able to play end game content too, just needs some balancing!

We’ve seen a lot of feedback around console sensitivity - both how fast you can swing the camera and how snappy the cursor feels in menus. We wanted to confirm that both of these are actively on our radar. At the moment we're hard at work looking into how to up the cursor sensitivity, and will continue to look at how we can bump up the sensitivity options for how fast your camera turns. But, concrete changes may take a little while to finalize. So worry not console sensitivity folks. We see and hear you, and will let you know about future changes once we have full details.

BREAKING: California man Shakir Khan sentenced to three years after police discovered 41 sealed and completed mail-in ballots when searching his home.

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@MarathonDevTeam And make enemy prox chat come out of the system audio, not the PS5 controller! It's so hard to hear people and my controller volume is cranked up.

@MarathonDevTeam Hey guys, please fix the prox chat "tap" feature. It's so sensitive for the auto-off function that it's impossible to use. You tap, start talking, and then immediately it turns prox chat off and you're back to the crew channel again.

We have seen reports about unexpectedly loud footstep and landing sounds when players are trying to move quietly. We’ve tracked down the cause and have a fix coming in our mid-season update that should make sneaking and soft landings sound as expected. We’ll be keeping an ear to the ground once the update goes live, so please continue sending in clips and reports if anything still feels, or sounds, off.

Mike Rowe unleashes on Jimmy Kimmel's latest 'tone-deaf' takedown targeting everyday Americans trib.al/NG3PGN6

Bill Maher defends capitalism as better than 'reverse,' calls out Zohran Mamdani's socialist beliefs trib.al/CeAs6O2

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@MarathonTheGame It’s inevitable

While you endured hourslong travel nightmares, members of Congress bolted DC for the good life in casinos and Disney World. Read today's cover here: trib.al/fta6AUN

Marathon is a ruthless and unforgiving extraction shooter that’s worth every ounce of hell it puts you through. Our review: bit.ly/4lYeHlV

BREAKING: Some Democrat strategists are suggesting the party nominate a straight, white, Christian man to run for president in 2028, per Axios.

Review: Marathon (PS5) - Bungie's Extraction Shooter Is Truly Brilliant, and It Only Gets Better. pushsquare.com/reviews/ps5/ma…

A hotfix is rolling out to all platforms fixing an issue with certain boss fights. Please check the patch notes here: pearlabyss.info/3NDdtQm

BREAKING: President Trump’s FDA is abolishing inhumane treatment and testing of beagles, chimpanzees, and other animals.

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If you haven’t heard, and even if you have, Jimmy Kimmel said this about Markwayne Mullin, former Senator from Oklahoma, and our newest Secretary of Homeland Security: “We have a plumber now protecting us from terrorism.” Apparently, there has been some backlash. Plumbers were offended, obviously, as were parents of plumbers, spouses of plumbers, children of plumbers, and millions of people who have had a plumber show up when they needed one. Comedians were also offended, (the funny ones, anyway,) along with a surprising number of terrorists - especially those with access to hot and cold running water. However, in spite of the ensuing kerfuffle, @jimmykimmel doubled down. “I’m not upset that the head of Homeland Security was a plumber,” he said, “I’m upset that he isn’t still a plumber." He further elucidated by adding, "I wouldn't put a plumber in charge of Homeland Security for the same reason I wouldn't call a five-star general to pull a rat out of my toilet, OK? We all have our areas of expertise.” Being offended is always a choice, and I don’t choose to be offended by a joke, even one that comes at the expense of the skilled tradespeople my foundation tries to elevate. But I am a tad butt hurt by the suggestion that skilled workers should never evolve into something new, and that competence is somehow limited to one vocation. Obviously, expertise and skill are important. If I need a new kidney, I’d prefer a doctor do the surgery, not a late-night talk show host. But if the doctor in question used to host a talk show, why would I hold that against him? Ten years ago, during one of the presidential debates, @MarcoRubio answered a workforce-related question by arguing that America needed to get shop class back into high schools. He concluded by saying, “What our country needs are more welders and fewer philosophers.” A lot of people on this page commented that Rubio and I were singing from the same hymnal, but in fact, we weren’t. At least not entirely. Because I don’t think the current shortage of welders has anything to do with an overabundance of philosophers. In fact, I think it’s a mistake to promote one vocation at the expense of the other. What we really need in this country, are more welders who can talk intelligently about Aristotle, and more philosophers who can run an even bead. More Generals, in other words, who can fix their own toilets, and more plumbers who can hold a powerful government job. This is what Mullin did. He was a private citizen who mastered an essential skill and then turned that skill into a multi-million-dollar company that employed a lot of people and served a lot of customers. That gave him the freedom to do other things with his life, including a career in public service which got him into Congress, where he’s spent the last eleven years doing whatever Congressmen do. Now, he has a very consequential position in the Cabinet of the current administration. Is that not the embodiment of the American Dream? I get that Jimmy Kimmel might have a problem with Mullin’s politics, but what possible objection could he have about the trajectory of his career, or his desire to do more than one thing with his life? The only sensible thing to do in the wake of a moment this tone deaf, is remind America that the skills gap is wide, and getting wider. The shortage of skilled tradespeople is now headline news and closing it is nothing less than a matter of national security. This year, my foundation has set aside $10 million dollars to help train the next generation of plumbers, and lots of other essential workers. I'm talking about hundreds of thousands of AI-proof, six figure jobs that don't require a four-year degree, waiting to be filled. The money is currently available to anyone who wants to master a useful skill at mikeroweworks.org. Apply today. As for those of you genuinely offended by Kimmel's comments, consider expressing your disappointment with a modest donation to mikeroweWORKS. Our work ethic scholarship is making a real difference, and your money will be well spent, I promise. The donate button is big and red and hard to miss, at mikeroweworks.org I’d love to chat but I’ve gotta pull a rat out of my toilet…

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