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@GamedayOhJ 🤣🎯

normal people: "I miss my dead husband." erika kirk:

@GamedayOhJ Yes Rach, go and join her 🥰

Yes or No: Should an Athiest be pressured by their girlfriend to attend church on Christmas Eve? 🤔

@9802MonGar El Shrek para por fin olvidarse a Miranda

Si diosito quiere así voy a amanecer el 25

@9802MonGar Pero cuando ya no esta, lo vas a extrañar bruja 😂

When he calls you getting out of work and expects you to be on the phone with him for an hour and a half while he’s driving home and all you say is oh and hmm so he can hang up but he doesn’t and the worst part, you paused a documentary to hear him bitch about traffic and sing

@9802MonGar No jueges con la comida

Y’all!!

@9802MonGar I’ll buy them for $500 with the stipulation that they’ll be invited whenever we cook 😬

What I’m leaving my kids when I’m gone.

@9802MonGar QEPD 💕

Happy heavenly birthday mom. You would’ve been 71 today, breast cancer took you from me @ 55, 1 week after Jr was born. The pain is always there but, the memories make it bearable. I miss you, I love you, and I hope I’m making you proud. Guadalupe G 1954-2009

@9802MonGar Gracias por invitar

@JLO_TEXANS Con leña de Mesquite, te vas pandeado.

Omg look at this fajita. LOOK AT IT

@tangled30 Buen provecho 🤤

My mom made me menudo.🥹

@MayraABC13 Buen provecho

😮‍💨🍁🍽😅

@LMac_1326 Which way tho Lauren?

It ain’t even a contest. One hitter quitter. One punch knock out. TKO.

@GamedayOhJ Glad I didn’t start Pitts Rach 😰

Lord help me if we lose this game because I've been taking so much shit to Saints fans 😂 🤦🏻‍♀️

This guy is fucking hilarious

@LMac_1326 Sabo k?

Ya tu sabeeeee

Aight @LanceZierlein what grade would this granny get?

GRANNY DIMES GOES CRAZY. 🔥🔥🔥

@LMac_1326 Who knew shoulders had capsules 🤷🏽‍♂️

Shoulder capsule sprain huh.

@RichOToole @9802MonGar has one you can have 😂

I also never got to own a dog 😔