Jordan Williams

@ZoeJardiniere Honest question!! Why doesn’t the Army patrol the channel and if any boat comes within 1/2 miles of our shoreline just riddle them with bullets (after ample warnings obviously)

This will happen until there are safe alternative ways to cross the channel. It is that simple & we all know it.

@BenTheBaneDavis Salkilld is one of the best things in UFC at the moment potential superstar TBH

> JDM outclassed in back to back fights > Tai Tuivasa got packed up for the 7th time > Adesanya is done > Whittaker is on a 2-fight skid > Dan Hooker > Ulberg has no hype > A 3rd Tafa brother has hit the roster Whole region feels cooked 💔🥀

Lionel Messi is easily the greatest player in the history of football.

@cityzenken_ How do I stop these fucking idiots coming on my time line - If you’re from Africa, India, Pakistan, or USA your opinion on football means nothing!

Arsenal are about to show the world exactly who they are by losing to Fulham today. Their attack can barely score, so this will be a comfortable ride for Fulham. The world will remember this bottling for years to come. Prediction: Arsenal 0-1 Fulham. End.

@MmaUnderdogz He wasn’t great look at the people he fought and then when he got in there with Islam he looked like an amateur - Ian Garry ain’t great and he didn’t struggle against Prates at all…

IT’S TIME FOR THAT CONVERSATION: He was never that good. #UFCPerth

@shillitz Why these cunts always so fucking ugly!!

Some lefty gets the shock of it's life when faced with a simple point! WHAT ABOUT OUR CHILDREN! The look on their face at the end 😂 Classic!

@AyesFrancisco So 99% of former pros and former Ballon D’or winners say he’s the best player to ever grace a pitch but some random dude on X thinks Robert Robert Lewandowski is better!

@MotivacionesF Ese gordo no es ni mejor que Lewa y habla como si fuera Messi. Su carrera la salva haberle ganado el mundial a la peor Alemania que ha existido.

RONALDO NAZARIO: "Si me preguntan qué generación del fútbol elegir, digo que la nuestra, pero sin ninguna duda. Éramos realmente muchos y muy buenos. Hoy no es que no sean buenos, Cristiano y Messi lo son, así como Neymar. No se trata de quitarles mérito porque ellos son magníficos. Los demás, creo que no han llegado a su nivel. Antes había más competencia y no solo en Italia, también en España e Inglaterra. Hoy la exigencia física es más alta y antes predominaba el talento. Hoy en día hay tres o cuatros jugadores fuera de serie, en mi generación había muchos"

@igorribeiromma JDM is one of the toughest geezers on the planet! Fuck me he took an absolute battering

Carlos Prates tem uma aura diferente. Não é só potência. É deboche, leitura, pressão, maldade. Ele faz lutador bom parecer ruim. Faz veterano parecer estreante. Faz rival perigoso parecer perdido. O Brasil pode ter seu primeiro campeão meio-médio.

@The_Lazy_Peon Been like that for over a year now!! I watch Friday night fights literally every week and always 5/6 bangers on there

Recently I've found myself enjoying watching One Championship events way more than UFC.

@Lun_atique And Levin Saginashvili

Va falloir commencer à ouvrir un dossier sérieux sur la Géorgie parce que avoir moins de 5 millions d’habitants dans son pays en ayant Ilia Topuria, Merab Dvalishvili et Khvicha Kvaratskhelia c’est tout sauf normal

@LeeHarris Personally I would have liked to see them take a bit more of a run up and really swing those legs like a bat straight into his jawline x 10

Give these officers a promotion and recommend them for a knighthood. Magnificent work.

@SamJDean He made 83 passes and about 80 of them went backwards and sideways what you chatting about you dope….

Declan Rice as the six, Martin Zubimendi as the eight. Mikel Arteta flipped the Arsenal midfield last night and it brought the best out of Rice. He was defensively dominant and the best passer on the pitch. A one-off plan or the new reality for #AFC? telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@NeilLfc_5 Agreed I feel like even if we win the league, it will be one of the worst teams to win it (football wise) but it's such an unlikeable team apart from the back 5 and Eze. Rest of the team are the worst.

Arsenal are hilarious. Top of the league possible champions league final and am not just saying this but they're absolutely woeful

@NDows39 @NeilLfc_5 Your opinion is null and void as you used Xg you mong..

@NeilLfc_5 You are just saying it. You’re saying it through your fear and jealousy. That was a very very good away performance last night. Almost the same xG as the Bayern/PSG game, more shots. A terrible penalty decision against us (outside of UEFA guidance) & an inexplicable overturn

@footballontnt Serious question tho how many went forward?

Declan Rice completed 83 passes vs Atlético Madrid, the second-most by an English midfielder in a Champions League semi-final since records started (2003-04) 🪄

@FabrizioRomano 5 CL’s and No WC Knockout goals 😂😂

Cristiano Ronaldo: “I have five Champions Leagues”. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🖐🏽

@OfficialOre He cost £50+ million and is absolute dog shit he deserves all the hate he gets the big spam headed cunt

(I personally think the pile on on Noni Madueke is weird and bullying but maybe I’m woke).

@ThaEuropeanLad Eze

Settle this once and for all! Who's world class in this Arsenal team?

@Arsenal What a shit fucking line up - Odergaard and fucking Madueke and no Eze!!

🔵 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 🔘 😤 Saliba and Gabriel holding it down ©️ Odegaard leading the fight ⚡️ Martinelli returns to the XI Let's make our mark, Gunners ✨

@IsocratesGhost Very rare do you get a decent fight in the UFC now. Blaydes vs Hokit a few weeks ago was a banger and an exception. All they had to do was make Ilia vs Islam 🙄

@JLW_80 No, I agree with your statement. One has better fights. The UFC product has gone to shit.

TAKERU STOPS RODTANG‼️ #ONESAMURAI1 x.com/ArtsMediaClips…