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I've always been an awkward guy, but holy shit I didn't realize just how awkward I am until I started driving for Lyft. This dude opened my door tonight and I literally said "welcome to my car."

@MaxHurst_ Sick Venmo balance flex

@mushymushmushy Bro gonna have every seat booked 😂

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@WillDammann Good tweet, William.

“Sir, the second leg of the parlay has hit.”

@Miggydeltaco TYFYS

Me my newborn 🤝 Throwing up when we drink too much

32-16 this time

It's always "wow Rachel you're glowing!" and never "wow Jacob your hairline looks really decent today"

@PaulCharchian Bulls Horn in south MPLS is the best dive

Do you have a favorite dive bar in the Twin Cities, with cheap beer and decent food?

@MySportsUpdate We want Tanner Morgan

QBs who will attend the NFL Combine: - Bryce Young - CJ Stroud - Will Levis - Anthony Richardson - Hendon Hooker - Max Duggan - Stetson Bennett - Tanner McKee - Tyson Bagent - Malik Cunningham - Jake Haener - Jaren Hall - Aidan O'Connell - Clayton Tune - Dorian Thompson-Robinson

@MaxHurst_ Don't tweet and drive Max

Your QB vs. my QB #SKOL #VIKINGS

Been trying to understand where this interaction went south and I have no idea but I take full responsibility

Ordered 4 large fries at McDonalds in Mexico because I panicked and said si when I couldn't understand her question

@Miggydeltaco No you weren't

@barstoolsports @BarstoolCFB @rhoback @highnoonsunsips @nooners @ProperWhiskey @Hooters @cheezit Where's Tanner Morgan?

Power Ranking the Top 10 Quarterbacks in College Football the last 20 years @BarstoolCFB

@Tom__Eklund @StarTribune @Billyhottakes FGOTW for sure

@StarTribune @Billyhottakes

A Bloomington Jefferson High School ninth-grader who was paralyzed after playing in a freshman football game Sept. 2 has been breathing without a ventilator since Monday. His first words: "Roll tide." startribune.com/ethan-glynn-re…

…which means Colin will be in Scottsdale for the Championship this November. With his partner. With a chance to win the whole damn thing. I know Colin looks forward to this. It helps keep him going. Keep fighting @crich_baseball and we’ll see your ass in AZ in November!!

Why is it called kneading dough instead of elbowing it?

This is @MaxHurst_'s dream

Christian Yelich vs Zach Thompson #ThisIsMyCrew Home Run 💣 Exit velo: 108.3 mph Launch angle: 29 deg Proj. distance: 429 ft No doubt about that one 🔒 That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks PIT (1) @ MIL (6) 🔻 4th