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@JLaw05

sit-down comedian

Minneapolis, MN Katılım Mayıs 2012
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JLaw@JLaw05·
I've always been an awkward guy, but holy shit I didn't realize just how awkward I am until I started driving for Lyft. This dude opened my door tonight and I literally said "welcome to my car."
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William Dammann
William Dammann@WillDammann·
“Sir, the second leg of the parlay has hit.”
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JLaw@JLaw05·
Me my newborn 🤝 Throwing up when we drink too much
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JLaw@JLaw05·
It's always "wow Rachel you're glowing!" and never "wow Jacob your hairline looks really decent today"
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Paul Charchian
Paul Charchian@PaulCharchian·
Do you have a favorite dive bar in the Twin Cities, with cheap beer and decent food?
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Ari Meirov
Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate·
QBs who will attend the NFL Combine: - Bryce Young - CJ Stroud - Will Levis - Anthony Richardson - Hendon Hooker - Max Duggan - Stetson Bennett - Tanner McKee - Tyson Bagent - Malik Cunningham - Jake Haener - Jaren Hall - Aidan O'Connell - Clayton Tune - Dorian Thompson-Robinson
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JLaw@JLaw05·
@MaxHurst_ Don't tweet and drive Max
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JLaw@JLaw05·
Been trying to understand where this interaction went south and I have no idea but I take full responsibility
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Ordered 4 large fries at McDonalds in Mexico because I panicked and said si when I couldn't understand her question
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Barstool Sports
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·
Power Ranking the Top 10 Quarterbacks in College Football the last 20 years @BarstoolCFB
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The Minnesota Star Tribune
The Minnesota Star Tribune@StarTribune·
A Bloomington Jefferson High School ninth-grader who was paralyzed after playing in a freshman football game Sept. 2 has been breathing without a ventilator since Monday. His first words: "Roll tide." startribune.com/ethan-glynn-re…
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Riggs
Riggs@RiggsBarstool·
…which means Colin will be in Scottsdale for the Championship this November. With his partner. With a chance to win the whole damn thing. I know Colin looks forward to this. It helps keep him going. Keep fighting @crich_baseball and we’ll see your ass in AZ in November!!
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JLaw@JLaw05·
Why is it called kneading dough instead of elbowing it?
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Would it dong?
Would it dong?@would_it_dong·
Christian Yelich vs Zach Thompson #ThisIsMyCrew Home Run 💣 Exit velo: 108.3 mph Launch angle: 29 deg Proj. distance: 429 ft No doubt about that one 🔒 That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks PIT (1) @ MIL (6) 🔻 4th
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